Seriously? Man, if you gotta belong to a jack-off community, then you really, really have social or some other issues. Thanks to the World Wide Web a loser is nurtured every half minute. Devolution....
Don't beat it when you can go out and meet it!
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Tuesday
Don't beat, go out and meet!
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Seriously? Man, if you gotta belong to a jack-off community, then you really, really have social or some other issues. Thanks to the World Wide Web a loser is nurtured every half minute. Devolution....
Don't beat it when you can go out and meet it!
Seriously? Man, if you gotta belong to a jack-off community, then you really, really have social or some other issues. Thanks to the World Wide Web a loser is nurtured every half minute. Devolution....
Don't beat it when you can go out and meet it!
Monday
At the KitKatClub (BERLIN)
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Once inside it doesn't take long to see what's all the fuss about.
After answering some preliminary questions from the woman at the door (Was I alone? Did I know this is the KitKatClub? Did I have an outfit to wear?) I paid the 10 euro cover, changed into my erotic gear (with condoms and lube stuffed down my crotch) and checked my things at the coat-check. Everyone was undressing right there at the Reception. Some suited up in latex or capes, plenty dressed in bondage shit, and still others donned masks, jockstraps, skimpy mini skirts, elaborate costumes or nothing at all. Some women went around with exposed titties (but they weren't really enticing ones, if you ask me; tended to be shaped more like bee stings or eggplants...there was one, though, dressed in a yellow miniskirt that had a helluva rack!), most men went topless with neckties, but three old ass delusional perverts were buck ass naked -- and that was three naked geezers too many. Those creeps tugged at their turkey gizzards the whole damn night. (It must suck not to get an erection; and IF that tiny thing represented an erection then he should retire to China).
My fun started with a blowjob from a hairy man in a jockstrap. I'd seen him sucking two guys earlier and was keen to have him on my dick. Unfortunately he wasn't looking to have his furry cheeks penetrated and since I was looking for more than head we parted ways. Then I came across a literal tug-and-suck fest. Apparently entry into such socials requires whipping out your dick - or getting on your knees - so out came my dick. My calling card was taken up by yet another bearded man. Then another. Who knew there were so many hipsters in the mix! While the first one monopolized my shaft, the other suckled on my nipples - which I love! - before eventually getting some head time in. But the first beard took it back and greedily sucked my knob until I felt the stirrings of orgasm. He did too. I didn't want to come; but the more I tried to pull back the greedily he sucked, intent on draining me. Short of hitting him I wasn't getting out of his mouth so I relished the heightened sensation and let the dam brake loose. I came into both of their mouths. Not a drop escaped onto their beards. The first one sat there for a long time afterwards staring up at me with a satisfied grin like the sweet cocksucker that he was. I bent over and thanked him with a kiss.
I took my sweet time rimming his smooth small Spanish ass. With our clothes down round our ankles I lay flat across his back and began pumping ass! I wished we'd connected before the tag-team blowjob when I was on full brick. But, hey, one mustn't let a little thing like that get in the way of getting laid. There were always onlookers and our affair was no exception. Then we lay side by side and masturbated each other, cumming almost in sync.
PS: Best of all: NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED.
Once inside it doesn't take long to see what's all the fuss about.
After answering some preliminary questions from the woman at the door (Was I alone? Did I know this is the KitKatClub? Did I have an outfit to wear?) I paid the 10 euro cover, changed into my erotic gear (with condoms and lube stuffed down my crotch) and checked my things at the coat-check. Everyone was undressing right there at the Reception. Some suited up in latex or capes, plenty dressed in bondage shit, and still others donned masks, jockstraps, skimpy mini skirts, elaborate costumes or nothing at all. Some women went around with exposed titties (but they weren't really enticing ones, if you ask me; tended to be shaped more like bee stings or eggplants...there was one, though, dressed in a yellow miniskirt that had a helluva rack!), most men went topless with neckties, but three old ass delusional perverts were buck ass naked -- and that was three naked geezers too many. Those creeps tugged at their turkey gizzards the whole damn night. (It must suck not to get an erection; and IF that tiny thing represented an erection then he should retire to China).
condoms and lube stuffed down my crotchIt took hours before I got any action. The sexing I witnessed up until that point was clearly between couples who enjoyed being watched - correction: ogled. I concluded they were couples because she wasn't passed around -- much to the dismay of so many peckers. With no bitches catching my scent I was damned if I was going home without getting laid so...I opened up my options. (Be that as it may I still would prefer to go on a mixed night than an all-gay night because it is just a bit more exciting than being in the thick of unshapely horny Germans who decided to take a respite from anti-socializing on Gayromeo).
My fun started with a blowjob from a hairy man in a jockstrap. I'd seen him sucking two guys earlier and was keen to have him on my dick. Unfortunately he wasn't looking to have his furry cheeks penetrated and since I was looking for more than head we parted ways. Then I came across a literal tug-and-suck fest. Apparently entry into such socials requires whipping out your dick - or getting on your knees - so out came my dick. My calling card was taken up by yet another bearded man. Then another. Who knew there were so many hipsters in the mix! While the first one monopolized my shaft, the other suckled on my nipples - which I love! - before eventually getting some head time in. But the first beard took it back and greedily sucked my knob until I felt the stirrings of orgasm. He did too. I didn't want to come; but the more I tried to pull back the greedily he sucked, intent on draining me. Short of hitting him I wasn't getting out of his mouth so I relished the heightened sensation and let the dam brake loose. I came into both of their mouths. Not a drop escaped onto their beards. The first one sat there for a long time afterwards staring up at me with a satisfied grin like the sweet cocksucker that he was. I bent over and thanked him with a kiss.
Then he whispered, Will you fuck me? I nodded.I thought that concluded my night and went and sat in a small lounge with dead TV monitors pitted in its red painted wall. A group of three drinkers - two men and a lady - sat opposite. I rested my head back and closed my eyes. Someone sat near me. It was a handsome, brown man I'd recognized throughout the night. His body was lean and hairless and he was sporting tiny white running shorts which nicely contrasted his bronze tone. Spent, though, I leaned my head back and ignored him. When his hand caressed my chest I didn't flinch; nor as it moved down to my crotch. I pulled it out for him to admire better. Right there before the watching eyes of the trio (I peeked) he took my dick in his mouth. I reclined and stared at the ceiling. Then he whispered, Will you fuck me? I nodded. Follow me, he grinned. We stopped the foreplay show and he led me to an area just off of the principal dance floor.
I took my sweet time rimming his smooth small Spanish ass. With our clothes down round our ankles I lay flat across his back and began pumping ass! I wished we'd connected before the tag-team blowjob when I was on full brick. But, hey, one mustn't let a little thing like that get in the way of getting laid. There were always onlookers and our affair was no exception. Then we lay side by side and masturbated each other, cumming almost in sync.
staring up at me with a satisfied grin like the sweet cocksucker that he wasWhen I left the Kit Kat I was surprised to see the bright blue Sunday morning sky. It was 7am.
PS: Best of all: NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED.
This is how I jelq - VIDEO
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This is me jelqing with some 9x6 lube. Owing to the cyclical motion the technique is often dubbing "milking" - so farm boys should find the exercise rather second-nature, I should think - which is far better imagery than, say, 'choking your chicken' or 'beating your beat'.
I squeeze out between 200 to 300 jelqs using a slow, firm grip...the trick is NOT to get a hard-on but maintain a squishy medium between flaccid (limp dick!) and fully erect (erection). In other words, semi-erect.
Hopefully this video plays all right. I spent an hour learning how to resize AVI files so that it would load and play properly.
This is me jelqing with some 9x6 lube. Owing to the cyclical motion the technique is often dubbing "milking" - so farm boys should find the exercise rather second-nature, I should think - which is far better imagery than, say, 'choking your chicken' or 'beating your beat'.
I squeeze out between 200 to 300 jelqs using a slow, firm grip...the trick is NOT to get a hard-on but maintain a squishy medium between flaccid (limp dick!) and fully erect (erection). In other words, semi-erect.
Friday
I never disappoint me in bed
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Well I don't love it...but, and I quote, Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
-Woody Allen
Tuesday
Oh if I were a dairy farmer...
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I perform jelq exercises about two to three times daily...I think there's something to it...used to do them years ago (it's just one of those things you either keep up or you don't -- no pun intended).
Jelqing is not hard for me because it's how I normally masturbate anyway; that is, I rarely take it all the way through to climax. So holding back is no headache. I like... sustaining the sensation; a skill which has, doubtless, proven advantageous to my porn work. (Honestly, I simply don't get "two-minute" men! tsk, tsk, tsk...I pity their bed partners -- and them.)
I perform jelq exercises about two to three times daily...I think there's something to it...used to do them years ago (it's just one of those things you either keep up or you don't -- no pun intended).
Jelqing is not hard for me because it's how I normally masturbate anyway; that is, I rarely take it all the way through to climax. So holding back is no headache. I like... sustaining the sensation; a skill which has, doubtless, proven advantageous to my porn work. (Honestly, I simply don't get "two-minute" men! tsk, tsk, tsk...I pity their bed partners -- and them.)
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