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Tudo bon! Where can I get in on a show like this (besides having to take my ass all the way down to Brazil)??
I was in Barcelona once when the circus came to town and attended. It was my first sex expo but it wasn't very sexy, actually. Just dozens of vendors hawking pornographic shit...a glossy flea market as far as I was concerned -- and less cheap or interesting. I think I bought my first gummy cockrings and that's it. Ha! Was really expecting to see live sex shows. There was one happening in the next few minutes so I stuck around for it. Yahoo! I thought. Only there wasn't any sex. The goober, an ugly white dork, of course (they don't hire black niggas to show them up in public), who got hired for the gig couldn't get it up! He did not get erect! He had two sexy, sexy sluts frolicking onstage...poor girls were sucking that weeny to no avail. They finally gave up and took a bow. The audience laughed and hooted. Mr Impotent was rightly embarrassed. Good.
I've even advertised to perform live sex shows but, nope, there were never any takers. Oh well. C'est la vie.
Sunday
Exotic dancing double-standard
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Women expect men to behave like gentlemen around strippers - go figure - but think they, women, have license to act a fool with male strippers. Granted, no one wants to perform before the wallflowers of a Genteel Ladies Auxiliary...I want a hyper, cheering crowd of girls letting their hair down (and hopefully hiking their skirts up later) but I don't want these cows ripping at my costume - shit cost money, baby! - and copping a feel every which way without even a thought of tipping. (This is white women; they know how to take pictures. But black women know how to tip strippers...and dudes go home with beaucoup bills. Just check out any promo or sneak clips of black male strippers grinding for their own. The greenbacks rain down.)
Women expect men to behave like gentlemen around strippers - go figure - but think they, women, have license to act a fool with male strippers. Granted, no one wants to perform before the wallflowers of a Genteel Ladies Auxiliary...I want a hyper, cheering crowd of girls letting their hair down (and hopefully hiking their skirts up later) but I don't want these cows ripping at my costume - shit cost money, baby! - and copping a feel every which way without even a thought of tipping. (This is white women; they know how to take pictures. But black women know how to tip strippers...and dudes go home with beaucoup bills. Just check out any promo or sneak clips of black male strippers grinding for their own. The greenbacks rain down.)
Black women know how to tip strippersSee, I know the double-standard exists. Not so much griping about it as pointing out the PC foolishness of claiming it doesn't exist. Of course it does! Just like women are not equal - or react equally - to men on every thing under the Sun. But I like strip dancing...don't intend to stop anytime soon. Booyah!
Friday
Wednesday
U.K. madam stewing in Rikers
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Just think: had Anna Gristina kept her bonny ass in Scotland her "madam" skills would have ensconced her in a Victorian style mansion on a posh street versus the frightful Spartan cell on Rikers Island in which she now resides.
www.twitter.com/troymission
Just think: had Anna Gristina kept her bonny ass in Scotland her "madam" skills would have ensconced her in a Victorian style mansion on a posh street versus the frightful Spartan cell on Rikers Island in which she now resides.
running a prostitution ring from an Upper East Side apartmentFor those not in the know, Madam Gristina - no French origin, mind you - is the 44-year old Edinburgh woman recently denied reduced bail ($1m!) in Manhattan for running a prostitution ring from an Upper East Side apartment. How "upper"? Well clients were paying prostitutes upwards $1500 a session. High-end coochie, indeed!
www.twitter.com/troymission
Sunday
Saturday
Tonight's gig was a bomb
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Tonight's gig was a bomb. As in it sucked. When I finally made it to the place - I got lost and was #@%! late - it was a typical, tiny pub filled with typical pub dwellers: old, over-the-hill blokes who reek of cigarettes and stupidity.
It was a lady's birthday party but the only thing that outnumbered the old dudes were the damn iphone camcorders thrust at arm's length.
I was paid to do a full monty. And I did -- very quickly and briefly. "Come on, let's see more, let's see more!" I ignored their asses with a smile and a bow. This ain't a centerfold photo shoot. I like swinging the full monty...but not for boring camera heads. Surprisingly (or maybe not) only three ladies wanted to take a picture WITH ME afterwards. Go figure.
Tonight's gig was a bomb. As in it sucked. When I finally made it to the place - I got lost and was #@%! late - it was a typical, tiny pub filled with typical pub dwellers: old, over-the-hill blokes who reek of cigarettes and stupidity.
It was a lady's birthday party but the only thing that outnumbered the old dudes were the damn iphone camcorders thrust at arm's length.
Having everybody hide - and 'hide' is the bon mot - behind video cameras at a strip show is like having a dinner party with guests who phone one another to converse.The birthday girl was uncomfortable, the old dudes drunk and creepy, space too tiny, and the bar was playing FOLK MUSIC. Who in the fuck has a birthday party with fucking folk music?! On top of that all the other women were wallflowers with camera phones who literally cringed and ran every time I approached. Absolutely no sports in the lot. Ugly bitches. (At last night's gig they were all over me and laughing and clapping along!!)
I was paid to do a full monty. And I did -- very quickly and briefly. "Come on, let's see more, let's see more!" I ignored their asses with a smile and a bow. This ain't a centerfold photo shoot. I like swinging the full monty...but not for boring camera heads. Surprisingly (or maybe not) only three ladies wanted to take a picture WITH ME afterwards. Go figure.
Thursday
Ex priori
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twitter.com/troymission
I've met and known far more homophobic liberals, secularists, and democrats/progressives than homophobic conservatives, Christians, and republicans/traditionalists.Go figure. I already have.
twitter.com/troymission
Tuesday
A fleshy flower by any other name - wish list
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My love is like a pink, pink rose
that's wet with lust from every thrust
(with apologies to poet Robert Burns)
My love is like a pink, pink rose
that's wet with lust from every thrust
(with apologies to poet Robert Burns)
Wednesday
Danny Dong's in the house
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Danny D (Matt Hughes of gay porn) sticks it to black hottie Jasmine (annoying voice but lovely, round tits and stomach) in at least two scenes. I'm impressed with his successful crossover to straight porn. Apparently certain European outfits are more forgiving/understanding of the reality of gay-for-pay porn. You can see him 'shagging' fine ass pussy on Brazzers.com (which has quite a number of British male porn stars and - finally - black stallions too) probably to the chagrin of some gay fans who wish they could still roll their eyes and call him "straight" with parentheses. Anywho, porn chicks will do anybody put in front of them because while Danny D. is goofy with a bona fide massive dick, goddamn if dude ain't ugly & unattractive as fuck.
You can find him on Twitter as @dannydxxx
Danny D (Matt Hughes of gay porn) sticks it to black hottie Jasmine (annoying voice but lovely, round tits and stomach) in at least two scenes. I'm impressed with his successful crossover to straight porn. Apparently certain European outfits are more forgiving/understanding of the reality of gay-for-pay porn. You can see him 'shagging' fine ass pussy on Brazzers.com (which has quite a number of British male porn stars and - finally - black stallions too) probably to the chagrin of some gay fans who wish they could still roll their eyes and call him "straight" with parentheses. Anywho, porn chicks will do anybody put in front of them because while Danny D. is goofy with a bona fide massive dick, goddamn if dude ain't ugly & unattractive as fuck.
You can find him on Twitter as @dannydxxx
Friday
Wednesday
MORE Black Muscle Worship
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What, you want to see more?
Then take your ass over to Kezo's Black Muscle Worship and enjoy my pictorials!
Monday
THANK YOU FOR DONATION - fan support
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Dear Fan:
Thank YOU for the monetary donation! I've already written a postcard and slid it into one of the fat red, round mailboxes
Dear Fan:
Thank YOU for the monetary donation! I've already written a postcard and slid it into one of the fat red, round mailboxes
because I know you dig the wonderful view
Saturday
How I got my groove back
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The dry spell just got wet! Last night I finally got back my groove of things erotic, exotic and profitable. Gigs have been far and too few between in pale, grey U.K. Who knew? (Clearly no one who suggested I'd have it in abundance here.) Fuck it; Live and learn....
As to yesterday I met with a stripping agency -- and started working that very evening. Hen parties! (or as we say across the Pond, Bachelorette parties) I love stripping for women and last night's gigs - there were two - were so much fun...and so much easier and drama-free than homosexual ones. Had 'em laughing and giggling and screaming and rubbing oil over my chest. AND I GAVE 'EM THE FULL MONTY FINALE.
Tonight I have another gig (maybe more). Yep I'se definitely dig Scotland above England. Booyah!
The dry spell just got wet! Last night I finally got back my groove of things erotic, exotic and profitable. Gigs have been far and too few between in pale, grey U.K. Who knew? (Clearly no one who suggested I'd have it in abundance here.) Fuck it; Live and learn....
As to yesterday I met with a stripping agency -- and started working that very evening. Hen parties! (or as we say across the Pond, Bachelorette parties) I love stripping for women and last night's gigs - there were two - were so much fun...and so much easier and drama-free than homosexual ones. Had 'em laughing and giggling and screaming and rubbing oil over my chest. AND I GAVE 'EM THE FULL MONTY FINALE.
Tonight I have another gig (maybe more). Yep I'se definitely dig Scotland above England. Booyah!
Wednesday
This mick hates my guts, cause my dick he couldn't suck
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Monday
I need cash but... (London)
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TRUE STORY: I imagined nothing dangerous about it - hell, if it was going to detonate, then it was going to blow us up whether I picked it up or not
TRUE STORY: I imagined nothing dangerous about it - hell, if it was going to detonate, then it was going to blow us up whether I picked it up or not
Wednesday
Models First Agency can sit on it!
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Did my second solo video – sort of.
“No,” I answered. “If money was the only motive I’d be slinging dope or selling arms. I never do anything just for money. I do porn because I like having sex on camera – exhibitionism – and will get paid for doing it…I don’t do it for free! But I don’t do this just because of the money. I do this work because I enjoy it and am not ashamed of it.”
Oh hell no! Troy don't play that, bitch
Did my second solo video – sort of.
It was part of the audition for an American based London porn modeling agency called Models First. It entailed everything I don’t like doing: talking on camera for one of those tired ass porn interviews followed by jacking off. The jacking-off part was easier than the Q & A. And the casting director who was asking the questions off camera was not a sleazy douche bag either so, in all, the experience was not a regrettable one. Plus I was paid cash for the interview/audition…so whether I got a gig or not I was getting some money!
I don’t do this just because of the money. I do this work because I enjoy it and am not ashamed of it
That was two weeks ago and I haven't been called back. The advert announced “Immediate openings” so it’s a safe bet I’m not getting any gigs via them. And to think I had enough class to follow-up with a Thank-you email. Ha! I also have enough class to reject doing anything and everything for the sake of money. I’ve the sneaky feeling this didn’t gel with the casting director. After stating (obviously for the recording camera) that I was free to not submit to anything which made me uncomfortable and even asking clear out if I felt in any way coerced or uncertain, the guy slipped into debating my demerits at not having interest in doing BDSM shoots.
After about the third no to bondage and dildos and women slapping me, the casting director said, “But anyone can just fuck. I wouldn’t pay to see that” – (So? Clearly a lot of other people do) – “I’ve done these scenes…so long as I’m getting paid that’s all that matters. Our clients are paying big money to see this fetish, not just fucking. Won’t you do anything for money?”
He scoffed. “But drugs hurt people...this doesn’t hurt people. Drugs are not consensual.”
I countered, “No, the user consensually snorts the dope…” Then trying to bring it back round to the business at hand, “Listen, I’m here because I like doing porn and am good at it. That’s why I applied to the agency. But you asked if I’ll do anything for money and, no, I won’t. There are some acts in porn I don’t agree to do -- just like the females.”
The nerve of that douche bag! To debate me on the morality of porn work ethics? Who asked him what he would do on camera? Like we give a fuck. I agreed to gay shoots which, judging by his reaction, was very atypical of male applicants not to mention going along with an “audition” like I’m some doe eyed novice. Yet because I said no to being tied up while letting some bitch squeeze a glass dong up my ass he questions my seriousness to a career in porn? Nigga please.
Clearly models don’t come first at Models First
I had no idea they specialized in dark fetish porn. There’s nothing that hints of it on the website (www.Modelsfirst.co.uk). After I shot my load I asked where I could see some of their videos.
This was his reply:
This was his reply:
“You can’t. And I won’t show you any. You might recognize someone on it.”
Huh?
“So...?” I let this hang in the air. “I do porn…and lots of people can see me,” I said tying my shoes. At least I got paid for that bullshit.
(I've since done some digging and found the company specializes in some twisted, embarrassing shit (see below pics) so am damn glad they won't call me back. They can sit on their own dildo. Booyah!!)
(I've since done some digging and found the company specializes in some twisted, embarrassing shit (see below pics) so am damn glad they won't call me back. They can sit on their own dildo. Booyah!!)
www.uk.straighthell.net
Sunday
Damn I do these shorts justice
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Damn I do these shorts justice!
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Damn I do these shorts justice!
click my tight waist to see more pics
over at Black Muscle Worship
Monday
Wrestling ad flagged for not catering to queers
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My sportsman post was most likely flagged because I stipulated it was for real, athletic wrestling and NOT gay role playing. Thought I was just "communicating" for the sake of not wasting anyone's time.
Fine. Just further reason to distrust Craigslist...hub of serial killers, rapists, con men, and, apparently, London male boy lovers. Damn faggots.
Here is the exact ad:
Visiting American who likes fitness and grappling. Would really like to connect with some other wrestlers in London to workout, at least, a couple of times weekly. I don't have a place of my own to host practices and I haven't yet joined a gym/club. Maybe you know of a suitable place with mats?Ideally you must be similar to my stats:
- 168cm
- Have wrestled since junior high school therefore you must be experienced or semi-experienced in mat wrestling such as collegiate style or freestyle (or Greco-Roman)
- Around 65kg
- Male
- Age irrelevant
This is NOT a pretext for homosexual role play! Please be serious and manly...not interested in queers. I am comfortable to train in gym shorts, singlets, or speedo type bottoms. I own two pairs of wrestling shoes and headgear. For what it's worth I am thirty years old and primarily interested in the conditioning - cardiovascular and strength - aspect of the training. Haven't trained in a while so I expect to be a little rusty - and winded! - during our first few workouts
Thanks!
Flagged and removed for being inappropriate? More like flagged and removed for not catering to homophilia.
My sportsman post was most likely flagged because I stipulated it was for real, athletic wrestling and NOT gay role playing. Thought I was just "communicating" for the sake of not wasting anyone's time.
Fine. Just further reason to distrust Craigslist...hub of serial killers, rapists, con men, and, apparently, London male boy lovers. Damn faggots.
Here is the exact ad:
Visiting American who likes fitness and grappling. Would really like to connect with some other wrestlers in London to workout, at least, a couple of times weekly. I don't have a place of my own to host practices and I haven't yet joined a gym/club. Maybe you know of a suitable place with mats?Ideally you must be similar to my stats:
- 168cm
- Have wrestled since junior high school therefore you must be experienced or semi-experienced in mat wrestling such as collegiate style or freestyle (or Greco-Roman)
- Around 65kg
- Male
- Age irrelevant
This is NOT a pretext for homosexual role play! Please be serious and manly...not interested in queers. I am comfortable to train in gym shorts, singlets, or speedo type bottoms. I own two pairs of wrestling shoes and headgear. For what it's worth I am thirty years old and primarily interested in the conditioning - cardiovascular and strength - aspect of the training. Haven't trained in a while so I expect to be a little rusty - and winded! - during our first few workouts
Thanks!
Flagged and removed for being inappropriate? More like flagged and removed for not catering to homophilia.
Saturday
Wednesday
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