No more condom-free porn in the Valley? Hehehe.

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Slapping skins in Californian porn may be a thing of the past and the criminal future. Back in 2011 a 17-page proposal by Cal/OSHA sought mandatory condom usage on all porn productions. Critics (translation: male porn actors and male porn watchers) cried, Big Brother!, and claimed California could kiss good-bye to its billions being made in the Valley and Bay Area as $$$$ drifted, instead, to the exotic locales of Washington, Vancouver, Oregon, Nevada and, hell, maybe even cheap ass, corrupt Mexico.  

For all of Chicken Little's hollering we know, now, the law has passed in Southern California...so Treasure Island Media is safe (for now). But what about SX Video in San Diego? Easy: move to Portland! Or maybe, still: slip to Tijuana!

Ha!

I think this still is from my only SXVideo shoot.

They never called me back.

U mad though?

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I know the feeling...

Perky tits - wish list

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This blond has a most lovely rack

Asian hottie - wish list

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...fuck, yeah, they truly are

Ebony and lucky fuckers

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These lucky bastards are fucking Ebony Goddexxx...but I ain't mad at them. Booyah!

big tits & big dick = sexy black porn!

 just where my hands would be! I love fucking in this position

white boy eating Ebony

Black escort rocks Julia Ann - VIDEO

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This video is smoking! 
I've always liked watching Julia Ann porn with her nice, juicy titties and passionate fucking. She never comes across as stilted to me. Julia Ann called herself retiring some years back..... Mmm-hmmm. Well she's back on scene now and tearing through the MILF/big tit niche like a cock-hungry nymphomaniac. 

she hires a (lucky)black escort from online

In this scene she hires a black escort from online and, my, my, my, the foreplay and sex are dynamite. Definitely pros here. I'm sorry I don't know her co-star's name but whatever he's called what her mouth lays on him ain't called a blowjob...no, it's called sucking DICK like a sincere mofo! And the pleasure runs both ways. Brotha rewards her pussy with a deep pussy-diving like her stuff has never been screwed before. You can tell it, too, because homegirl locks on his mushroom head till the VERY last drop of nut.
She meant that shit!

Soap it up, rub it down! - gif

Holy sheeeeiiiiit! These...these just do things to me y'all.
 

These BIG tits leave me speechless -gif

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Now these are big, BIG BIG tits. Goddamn I'm  speechless...
other than to say Russ Meyer would cast her in a fucking heartbeat.

Ebony Goddexxx oiled up - wish list

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All that oil just makes the fucking all that much easier.
Don't have a boot fetish...but, damn, I'll develop one for her!

anti-gravity tits. gotta love 'em

Nalin Palin (Lisa Ann) - VIDEO

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I once fucked a cute Mexican fan while watching this porn. It was real hot! I love having sex with porn playing. Anyway Who's Nalin Palin? is a really good and funny porno film...and well-deserved parody. Star Lisa Ann plays the babbling, opportunistic cunt and gets fucked by hung studs Lee Stone, Sean Micheals (see below), and at least two Russian soldiers who just happened to trip in from her back yard in Alaska. 
Really, this film is the only positive impression I have of Sarah Palin!

  

enjoy!

Ebony Goddexxx - wish list

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This bitch's body is off the hook! 


From head to toe Ebony Goddexxx makes me stiff. Girl is crazy fuckable: beautiful face, beautiful brown complexion, hot tight body, hungry pussy, and oh those tits! Her titties are nice hand sized... a perfectly round pair  with eye-catching BIG protruding black nipples. I would LOVE to suck on those nips and fuck the hell out of her three ways from Tuesday


Enough of my lusty yammering. These pictures speak for themselves:

 this chick is eating material...to not go down on that would be a crying shame. I can just imagine my tongue buried in her muff and looking up at those two coconut mounds

  

Juicy black fun-bags - gif

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How men can pass on titties like these I'll never understand.
I hate to see porn where the guy totally ignores her tits or just gives a cursory squeeze to them...such a waste! (Even worse is an UGLY ass dude - e.g., Ron Jeremy! - Period)

Man I'd be jamming on these
until the cows came home

The horny girl I fucked had big ass, black titties like these and wonderfully sensitive nipples.

European soccer is boring

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Go Italy!! Go Germany!!

...BUT with such motivation as these I can certainly feign an interest.
Wouldn't want to be an ugly American, now would I?

Read more: Don't Go To Canuckistan; ó Rick Steves Blows 
(my other web log!)

Sex fair in Brazil (video)

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Tudo bon! Where can I get in on a show like this (besides having to take my ass all the way down to Brazil)?? 




I was in Barcelona once when the circus came to town and attended. It was my first sex expo but it wasn't very sexy, actually. Just dozens of vendors hawking pornographic shit...a glossy flea market as far as I was concerned -- and less cheap or interesting. I think I bought my first gummy cockrings and that's it. Ha! Was really expecting to see live sex shows. There was one happening in the next few minutes so I stuck around for it. Yahoo! I thought. Only there wasn't any sex. The goober, an ugly white dork, of course (they don't hire black niggas to show them up in public),  who got hired for the gig couldn't get it up! He did not get erect! He had two sexy, sexy sluts frolicking onstage...poor girls were sucking that weeny to no avail. They finally gave up and took a bow. The audience laughed and hooted. Mr Impotent was rightly embarrassed. Good.


I've even advertised to perform live sex shows but,  nope, there were never any takers. Oh well. C'est la vie.

Ashley Lawrence - wish list

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This is fine and sexy but I want to see those titties bouncing from pounding! By see I mean I wish to pound those nice big fake tits



Ashley Lawrence worship from fdvogel on TnaFlix.

Anal & Ass FuckingSex Videos

Larissa Riquelme - wish list

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She is definitely one of the most lusciously beautiful women on the face of this green earth. I first saw Larissa Riquelme in Playboy and, fuck, this woman is hardcore sexy, hot, and - goddamn!- the bomb!

Lucky ass cell phone

I bought a Playboy magazine in 3D

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I had an early morning flight out of Mexico. Checked in my bags with no problem and was left with oodles of time to kill. Great! I felt so good that I bought a magazine from the kiosk. That and I wanted to get rid of Mexican pesos.

The Playboy Mexico cover (#103, Mayo 2011) with a blah-dow! naked Larissa Riguelme busting out of it is so hot that I didn't even need the enticement of 3D pictorials. (All the same I made sure 3D glasses were included before I bought it!) Aye, aye, aye! Whoever she is, this Latina bitch is soooo smoking...and beautifully proportional: lovely sexy face, long legs, nice size ass, long dark hair, flat stomach and royal goblet size titties. Not too big but, more importantly, not too small. King Henry VIII would piss his fat ass to possess those goblets. And in 3D! Yeah the delight in oogling a girlie magazine in - drum roll, please - bi-color cardboard glasses feels like juvenile perversity. But, so what. It's good, clean fun. Booyah!  

3D photography

3D photography...and looking so damn suckable and squeezable!

Cunt tits and decoy tits

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I exercise on the beach instead of in a gym these days. One day I walk over to this fiiiine brown skin hourglass in the type of two-piece bikini you only see in the window displays down here (sorry, but Mexican chicks tend to be on the sloppy chunky side). This tourist, though, had hips and high titties. So I complimented her on her bathing suit and...she just stared at me...like I was taking up her breathing space. "Oh," I said, "don't worry I'm not hitting on you. You're not my type. I prefer women with big titties. But I do believe in giving a compliment where it's due...and that is a nice bathing suit. Ciao."

What.A.Cunt.

The following day I'm sitting on the sand after a swim when a leggy, busty thing strolls past in a floppy sun hat---and keeps making eye-contact. I look behind me. Me? I'm wondering. Her clevage could be spotted from three blocks away! So I puff up the chest and trot after her. She was tall so that as we stood toe-to-toe my head - glory be! - came to the titties. As I looked up to make eye contact a red flag went off: THIS WAS NO WOMAN. Fuck me. Fuck me. And the hands were rather big, too. 

What.A.Phony cunt wannabe.

Arrggh!

Lipstick stain

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M.I.L.F. Freak. Allow me to elaborate.

Was taking a stroll because I often can't get to sleep. Depending on the city sometimes I find trouble along the way. I was walking pass the various clubs and cantinas when I see a bouncing, blond beaut up ahead. There was her and another blond woman - both mature women but still with the fire to make a 19 year old pop a woody...id est, M.I.L.F.s - smug in their care-free security among homosexual men (clearly fag hags?) and this group was directly in my path.

A fellow stripper was standing outside and he and I chatted. While the group of fags/fag hags deliberated over entering the bar or not, Blondie took a drunken shine to the Mexican stripper - short like me - and I overheard her say something about licking puss. That's when I said, "No, YOUR friends need to know about licking puss." What?! gasped she and a very tall, very blond man. (Note: I know what it sounds like but, no, the rest of the bunch were dark haired.) I repeated myself and they both laughed. 

Now homegirl squeezes on me - bye-bye short Mexican stripper! - and launches into a wild story about dancing up the block with a street pole where, then, an old man comes over with a mop. Wet! I growled. "YOU get that, right? You know he wasn't mopping up sweat!" She laughs her ass off and I make like I'm going to lick her juicy ass titties right there. I also hold her tighter because I likes the feel of those puppies pushing against me...and because she might've fallen down otherwise. Blondie was three-sheets-to-the-wind yet the bulging roundies cresting from her strapless black dress (classy freak) were more important. I hate hugs but one makes exceptions."C'mon let's go in," she shouts, linking her arm in mine. "Guys let's go in here. Whoo!" Indeed. She reminded me of a non-virtual Nina Hartley: mature, blond, ample apple round breasts, and still very doable.

Inside the bar Blondie was even crazier and Tall Blond kept reprimanding her to behave...when he was chatting me up. We'd make an odd couple but, apparently, the contrasts turned him on because he kept talking TO me no matter how hard I tried to flirt with her or divert my attention to the main stage. But Tall Blond was no troll: striking blue eyes, distinguished jaw, early 30s, nice skin and über smooth. Competitive swimmer? No, he answered, Laser hair removal. "Everywhere. Everywhere you see," pausing, "including my hole." I thought I used my internal voice but apparently he heard me affirm, "Yum! I love to rim a smooth ass!" Doh!

Long story short: Blondie was becoming a bit too tipsy (drunk girls don't do it for me) and mercurial AND she got lipstick on my shirt. Bitch. Cock-teasing M.I.L.F. bitch. The following morning I went online to learn how to remove lipstick. In the meantime I said good-bye to Tall Blond who also was tipsy but not as tipsy as she and was better company, besides. So I scored no lay; but, boo-hoo, I fucked twice that day already. So I strolled back to my bed musing over M.I.L.F. tits v laser smooth manhole v ...lipstick stain.  

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