After the cool down
After the workout
After the locker room was free
...because I hate to meet faggots in the changing room.
Wednesday
Imagine San Fernando Valley without pervs and sluts
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Don't worry, you may not have to trouble your pretty little heads for it may soon be a reality. And we all know how easy reality is to accept. Seriously, though; California may very soon lose its money-making porn machine:
PORNO MULLS LEAVING L.A.
Sunday
Male stripper in Istanbul
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Last Thursday I danced at XLarge Club for their first ever Ladies Nite show. It's a gay club and supposedly the "biggest" one in town...but by no means does that make it the easiest to find. On my first two tries I couldn't find it...walked pass the place several times. Like most spots in Istanbul XLarge situated on some little curving, winding, narrow cobblestone street that reminds one of espionage films.
So it was my first gig in town and I was plenty excited. Was also looking forward to dancing for a (foreign) female audience, for a change. Since nothing like this had ever been put on in Turkey we weren't sure how big of a crowd to expect or how they'd react and interact -- so it was ixnay on the full monty...for now. The headline attraction was a dance troupe from Romania. Y'know the type: pretty boy Aryan bodybuilders and gigolos with super gel spiked hair, big shiny costume jewelry, soft-looking skin, tight jeans, and a style that desperately strives to be posh and "Western". There were five of them plus three Turkish studs plus me (one of the dancers is not in the picture).
I strip danced to Rihanna's "Rude Boy". (Can you believe I was one of only two dancers to strip down to a thong?) I think my number went well. The crowd reaction felt positive but, nope, nobody tipped me. That didn't bother me at all. Realizing that nearly half the room was watching behind phone cameras did bother me. Wtf?
After that I took to the stage with the other dancers and gogo danced a couple numbers. It wasn't until the finale when all nine of us were out together that I felt a tug on my jeans - I just went out shirtless - and looked down just in time to see a lady scampering away. Backstage I discovered it was a nice crinkled $50 lira note. Hello!
Last Thursday I danced at XLarge Club for their first ever Ladies Nite show. It's a gay club and supposedly the "biggest" one in town...but by no means does that make it the easiest to find. On my first two tries I couldn't find it...walked pass the place several times. Like most spots in Istanbul XLarge situated on some little curving, winding, narrow cobblestone street that reminds one of espionage films.
So it was my first gig in town and I was plenty excited. Was also looking forward to dancing for a (foreign) female audience, for a change. Since nothing like this had ever been put on in Turkey we weren't sure how big of a crowd to expect or how they'd react and interact -- so it was ixnay on the full monty...for now. The headline attraction was a dance troupe from Romania. Y'know the type: pretty boy Aryan bodybuilders and gigolos with super gel spiked hair, big shiny costume jewelry, soft-looking skin, tight jeans, and a style that desperately strives to be posh and "Western". There were five of them plus three Turkish studs plus me (one of the dancers is not in the picture).
I strip danced to Rihanna's "Rude Boy". (Can you believe I was one of only two dancers to strip down to a thong?) I think my number went well. The crowd reaction felt positive but, nope, nobody tipped me. That didn't bother me at all. Realizing that nearly half the room was watching behind phone cameras did bother me. Wtf?
After that I took to the stage with the other dancers and gogo danced a couple numbers. It wasn't until the finale when all nine of us were out together that I felt a tug on my jeans - I just went out shirtless - and looked down just in time to see a lady scampering away. Backstage I discovered it was a nice crinkled $50 lira note. Hello!
Friday
Black Men Calendar
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Welcome your new year with Black Men 2012 Calendar by photographer Harry Leonard...and featuring moi. I don't know which month I am but I do recall it was a bit nippy shooting outdoors in Vancouver. That marked my first and last time in B.C. Hell, that marked my last time in Canada!
You can buy it at 10% Productions or maybe you're already a slave to Amazon.
Welcome your new year with Black Men 2012 Calendar by photographer Harry Leonard...and featuring moi. I don't know which month I am but I do recall it was a bit nippy shooting outdoors in Vancouver. That marked my first and last time in B.C. Hell, that marked my last time in Canada!
You can buy it at 10% Productions or maybe you're already a slave to Amazon.
Damn you can see my junk! (psst, it's sleeping.)
Wednesday
Sunday
HOLIDAY BLACK MUSCLE WORSHIP
He checked his list and he checked it twice - but didn't yet have a pic of me so that's all right - here is Kezo's picks of black Santas:
www.twitter.com/kebr23
Thursday
Saturday
Tuesday
When my cock ring broke
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It's made by TitanMen so I expected it to be mighty dependable but mid way through dancing I reached down to straighten up the greenbacks (tips!!) and realized my brand new cock ring was kaput. Brand new as in purchased less than a half hour before!
In short order I bounced back to the booth outside (in my thong, no less), explained what just happened and, thankfully, they were cool about giving me another one free of charge and drama. I like wearing the Tool cock ring because of its thickness and snug fit...but I won't be sporting it again when dancing. Apparently Tool can handle just so much stud gyrations.
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It's made by TitanMen so I expected it to be mighty dependable but mid way through dancing I reached down to straighten up the greenbacks (tips!!) and realized my brand new cock ring was kaput. Brand new as in purchased less than a half hour before!
In short order I bounced back to the booth outside (in my thong, no less), explained what just happened and, thankfully, they were cool about giving me another one free of charge and drama. I like wearing the Tool cock ring because of its thickness and snug fit...but I won't be sporting it again when dancing. Apparently Tool can handle just so much stud gyrations.
the Tool my dick broke (left) and its free replacement (right)
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Monday
I like 9x6
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I was given a free sample of Michael Brandon's lube product called 9x6. I tried it a few days ago to rub out a nice quick one. It really feels good -- the lube, that is (not just the jackoff). I find 9x6's texture is silky, clean and long-lasting. It doesn't go filmy and sticky cold (at least not during personal use!)
Then I fucked with it last weekend. Since I wore a condom I can't recall the lube's glide appeal. But maybe the ass I was in noticed its lubricious qualities.
As long as sex lubricants do their jobs, then I'm content but 9x6 is the first one since Boy Butter I actually like like. I can say this: it feels better than the Wet stuff. Around the same time I got this sample I was turning over in my hand a bottle of Str8cam lube which advertises as looking and feeling just like cum. I tried to imagine that.... Personally I don't dig the thought of masturbating with pre-cum (and certainly not playing in it afterwards). But if you've a fetish for spunk like the piggies at Fort Troff, then you'll probably go out and lab up a bottle of the lube cum cum.
I was given a free sample of Michael Brandon's lube product called 9x6. I tried it a few days ago to rub out a nice quick one. It really feels good -- the lube, that is (not just the jackoff). I find 9x6's texture is silky, clean and long-lasting. It doesn't go filmy and sticky cold (at least not during personal use!)
Then I fucked with it last weekend. Since I wore a condom I can't recall the lube's glide appeal. But maybe the ass I was in noticed its lubricious qualities.
As long as sex lubricants do their jobs, then I'm content but 9x6 is the first one since Boy Butter I actually like like. I can say this: it feels better than the Wet stuff. Around the same time I got this sample I was turning over in my hand a bottle of Str8cam lube which advertises as looking and feeling just like cum. I tried to imagine that.... Personally I don't dig the thought of masturbating with pre-cum (and certainly not playing in it afterwards). But if you've a fetish for spunk like the piggies at Fort Troff, then you'll probably go out and lab up a bottle of the lube cum cum.
Friday
Ashley Lawrence - wish list
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This is fine and sexy but I want to see those titties bouncing from pounding! By see I mean I wish to pound those nice big fake tits
Ashley Lawrence worship from fdvogel on TnaFlix.
This is fine and sexy but I want to see those titties bouncing from pounding! By see I mean I wish to pound those nice big fake tits
Ashley Lawrence worship from fdvogel on TnaFlix.
Blue Blake on making porn (then & now) :: EDGE San Francisco
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I ran into Blue Blake a couple of years ago while running down to the beach in Puerto Vallarta. I live there half the year and he was vacationing the spot and staying in the ghetto Blue Chairs Resort. It was nearly this exact time too because we ran into each other again days later on Halloween (I was dressed as a gladiator. He wasn't dressed as anything).
I ran into Blue Blake a couple of years ago while running down to the beach in Puerto Vallarta. I live there half the year and he was vacationing the spot and staying in the ghetto Blue Chairs Resort. It was nearly this exact time too because we ran into each other again days later on Halloween (I was dressed as a gladiator. He wasn't dressed as anything).
Blue Blake on making porn (then & now) :: EDGE San FranciscoBlake was very pleasant and funny to chat up. My personal impression is that he really is the ever-smiling person you come across in print and video. Above is an interview he did with "Edge". I find his honest answers amusing in their sincerity...he doesn't come off as trying to be the typical witty homo. And he's spot-on: Jake Cruise needs to go back in the crypt!
Monday
Sunday
Monday
Bruno gang-bang?
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Been to Germany and Austria several times and, Danke-Gott (thank you Jesus), I ain't never seen this!! (Hmmm this will be the theme for Chi Chi LaRue's next racist video....)
Been to Germany and Austria several times and, Danke-Gott (thank you Jesus), I ain't never seen this!! (Hmmm this will be the theme for Chi Chi LaRue's next racist video....)
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| I know more than a few Sauerkrauts who would just looooove to get inside those purple and white lederhosens. Booyah! |
Friday
Qaddafi I hardly knew ye
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This pimp motherfucker is done for...See how shitty and helpless and dirty he looked at the end? Damn. Sucks to be his son(s) right now.
This pimp motherfucker is done for...See how shitty and helpless and dirty he looked at the end? Damn. Sucks to be his son(s) right now.
Wednesday
Thursday
Norcalbodz = nothing but shit
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Norcalbodz.com has a souped up snazzy website with loads of clickable links and hot ass male model photography. But, as the caution goes, all that glitters ain't gold. Got back some emails from 'Gary' in Sacramento that didn't quite jive so I contacted a photographer friend in Northern California to ask if he (or any of the models he's met) could fill me in on Norcalbodz.com.
Photographer friend emailed his model friend and got back to me with this model's caveat: DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE.
After several days I finally got around to writing the oh so professional, top-notch Sacramento scam-esque company (Gary actually tries to get the model to believe that by not paying you he is actually helping your career. Oh? If I bought that load of shit, then mark me down for a subprime timeshare of the Brooklyn Bridge). Here is my farewell to Norcalbodz (emoticon included):
Norcalbodz.com has a souped up snazzy website with loads of clickable links and hot ass male model photography. But, as the caution goes, all that glitters ain't gold. Got back some emails from 'Gary' in Sacramento that didn't quite jive so I contacted a photographer friend in Northern California to ask if he (or any of the models he's met) could fill me in on Norcalbodz.com.
Photographer friend emailed his model friend and got back to me with this model's caveat: DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE.
After several days I finally got around to writing the oh so professional, top-notch Sacramento scam-esque company (Gary actually tries to get the model to believe that by not paying you he is actually helping your career. Oh? If I bought that load of shit, then mark me down for a subprime timeshare of the Brooklyn Bridge). Here is my farewell to Norcalbodz (emoticon included):
Since I need no promisesof moon & starsremove me from your mailing listand kiss my black arse
Monday
Tuesday
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