Go Italy!! Go Germany!!
Wouldn't want to be an ugly American, now would I?
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Thursday
European soccer is boring
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...BUT with such motivation as these I can certainly feign an interest.
Wouldn't want to be an ugly American, now would I?
Read more: Don't Go To Canuckistan; รณ Rick Steves Blows
(my other web log!)
Wouldn't want to be an ugly American, now would I?
Read more: Don't Go To Canuckistan; รณ Rick Steves Blows
(my other web log!)
Wednesday
Homos and drugs
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What is it with homosexuals and drug abuse!
I cannot abide drug users; And I encounter more than a few via escorting (contrary to popular mis-fantasy, no, we don't have pipes and snow on porn set). Furthermore I have yet to encounter the opposite sex whipping out anything harder than a tobacco cigarette. Having to get high or stoned in order to get it on is BULLSHIT...just another pretext to consume that fix. A functioning addict is not so much better than the homeless junkie who lives hand in cap -- he's just probably cleaner looking than his pavement counterpart and has yet to hit rock bottom. The crack/meth/dopehead is still a drug addict.
For another thing, I don't know why people think I have stuff. I work in the adult industry, not drug trafficking. I'm not a fucking drug mule. And having one vice (sexual perversion) doesn't convince me to indulge in others...or being okay with others doing it. Many homosexuals don't like this morality of mine. Fuck 'em. Basic psychology: we like being around those who are like us. How maddeningly ironic this fact is lost on, of all peoples, the "gay community".
"I only do this," goes the claim, "when I'm about to get fucked."
This is supposed to make me feel, what, flattered?
"And just," I should ask, "how seldom do you get fucked? Judging from your Grindr, Adam4Adam, Manhunt, Gayromeo, Gaydar, etc. online activities you'll understand if I think you get stoned every night."
What is it with homosexuals and drug abuse!
I cannot abide drug users; And I encounter more than a few via escorting (contrary to popular mis-fantasy, no, we don't have pipes and snow on porn set). Furthermore I have yet to encounter the opposite sex whipping out anything harder than a tobacco cigarette. Having to get high or stoned in order to get it on is BULLSHIT...just another pretext to consume that fix. A functioning addict is not so much better than the homeless junkie who lives hand in cap -- he's just probably cleaner looking than his pavement counterpart and has yet to hit rock bottom. The crack/meth/dopehead is still a drug addict.
I don't know why people think I have stuff. I'm not a fucking drug muleGetting high to have sex is such a blatantly self-destructive habit -- and cruel combination. It doesn't even appear to be very fun...it's like when one is trying to hard...trying to be fun. Drug use is an affront, thinly and desperately, aiming to camouflage insecurity. But, of course, loud and proud homosexuals don't have insecurities, right? After all, they're "gay".
For another thing, I don't know why people think I have stuff. I work in the adult industry, not drug trafficking. I'm not a fucking drug mule. And having one vice (sexual perversion) doesn't convince me to indulge in others...or being okay with others doing it. Many homosexuals don't like this morality of mine. Fuck 'em. Basic psychology: we like being around those who are like us. How maddeningly ironic this fact is lost on, of all peoples, the "gay community".
"I only do this," goes the claim, "when I'm about to get fucked."
This is supposed to make me feel, what, flattered?
"And just," I should ask, "how seldom do you get fucked? Judging from your Grindr, Adam4Adam, Manhunt, Gayromeo, Gaydar, etc. online activities you'll understand if I think you get stoned every night."
Having to get high in order to get it on is BULLSHITI don't too much mind being called names by certain people because I already know the score. I'm sometimes a prostitute and I'm sometimes a prude but I'm never a goddamn drug-using dude.
Sunday
How smells this jockstrap?
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I know it's the norm fantasy(?) of sooooo many but, frankly, chicos I don't really get it. Yes, I get it that it's got but I don't personally get it get it, ya get me? Well neither did 73 year-old Carl Ericsson take kindly to smelling a young jock's nice, sweaty junk holder. Hello!
This 1950s locker room prank didn't exactly follow the AMG script.
I know it's the norm fantasy(?) of sooooo many but, frankly, chicos I don't really get it. Yes, I get it that it's got but I don't personally get it get it, ya get me? Well neither did 73 year-old Carl Ericsson take kindly to smelling a young jock's nice, sweaty junk holder. Hello!
This 1950s locker room prank didn't exactly follow the AMG script.
queer shit that will get your ass hurt in real life
Friday
Sex machine for a horny girl
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Finally hooked up with this girl I've chatted with here and there.
In retrospect I could've made it with her much sooner but...oh...I'm still an innocent when it comes to reading the signs people vibe me. That's why I'm so comfortable in my xxx work: there is zero ambiguity or gray area!
Anyway, we met up for a nice, nice evening. She prepared a meal and I brought a bottle of wine and chocolate and my adorable self. Oh yeah....
We talked late into the night even as I slipped into my PJs. (Remember that Frasier episode where Frasier's actually in bed with the woman and has to call his producer, Roz, to gauge whether this woman wanted sex? Well, that has actually happened to me. I'd gone to bed with a girl in college - on my birthday, no less! - and then she says, "No I just want to sleep.") Such was not the case this time.
She made the first move (See above Frasier episode) but I didn't think it would go beyond kissing and petting. Then on top she hopped and, before I knew it, I was in like Flynn! Yowzers! This really took me by surprise. She rode me like a mad woman, plump brown titties dripping all in my mouth. In time I did manage to get free and roll on a condom (I'd left them in my bag in the hallway). You all know I'm a sex machine; and she was definitely horny so, together, it made for a loooooooong night of fucking. And sucking titties. I love titties; and hers are a pair of nice, fat black woman's titties. Come morning time - well, day light time, that is - we fucked some more. I went back to sleep, woke up again and, for the last time, fucked her again. It was mind blowing. My dick was getting a rug burn from the constant friction! Hello!
After that I refused any further cuddling (because it would lead to just one thing, yo) and said I had to be on my way. But. For one last hurrah she lay close to me and started stroking my chest - ignorant of how uber sensitive are my nipples - and, sure enough, the dick shot up. ZOOM!
"Oh damn!" she gushed. Like any good woman, homegirl was not about to let good dick go to waste: her blowjob was mag-ni-fi-cent.
Finally hooked up with this girl I've chatted with here and there.
In retrospect I could've made it with her much sooner but...oh...I'm still an innocent when it comes to reading the signs people vibe me. That's why I'm so comfortable in my xxx work: there is zero ambiguity or gray area!
I'm so comfortable in my xxx work because there is zero ambiguity
We talked late into the night even as I slipped into my PJs. (Remember that Frasier episode where Frasier's actually in bed with the woman and has to call his producer, Roz, to gauge whether this woman wanted sex? Well, that has actually happened to me. I'd gone to bed with a girl in college - on my birthday, no less! - and then she says, "No I just want to sleep.") Such was not the case this time.
She made the first move (See above Frasier episode) but I didn't think it would go beyond kissing and petting. Then on top she hopped and, before I knew it, I was in like Flynn! Yowzers! This really took me by surprise. She rode me like a mad woman, plump brown titties dripping all in my mouth. In time I did manage to get free and roll on a condom (I'd left them in my bag in the hallway). You all know I'm a sex machine; and she was definitely horny so, together, it made for a loooooooong night of fucking. And sucking titties. I love titties; and hers are a pair of nice, fat black woman's titties. Come morning time - well, day light time, that is - we fucked some more. I went back to sleep, woke up again and, for the last time, fucked her again. It was mind blowing. My dick was getting a rug burn from the constant friction! Hello!
Like any good woman, homegirl was not about to let good dick go to waste
"Oh damn!" she gushed. Like any good woman, homegirl was not about to let good dick go to waste: her blowjob was mag-ni-fi-cent.
Wednesday
Smack that ass
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Now this here is what we'd call an aggressive bottom. Dude has his knees kissing his ears whilst getting pounded pile-driver style and still - still! - demands the top fuck him harder.
When the bottom is slapping the top's ass you know that dude loves taking a dicking. I do like the aggressive ones.
Now this here is what we'd call an aggressive bottom. Dude has his knees kissing his ears whilst getting pounded pile-driver style and still - still! - demands the top fuck him harder.
When the bottom is slapping the top's ass you know that dude loves taking a dicking. I do like the aggressive ones.
Monday
A goody bag of thongs
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Got an assortment of thongs and shorts over the weekend courtesy of a dear fan! Can't wait to try them out and post pictures...as soon as I get a new camera.
Got an assortment of thongs and shorts over the weekend courtesy of a dear fan! Can't wait to try them out and post pictures...as soon as I get a new camera.
Friday
I never disappoint me in bed
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Well I don't love it...but, and I quote, Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
-Woody Allen
Black and sexy in swimwear
sporting a retro swim suit I picked up in a Berlin retro shop
hanging low at a stripper gig
...and, yes, modeling the same suit for Mark Henderson
some other brotha's junk in lycra
Tuesday
Chilling with a book
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Most people are surprised to learn how little I go out partying (not that they are prejudicial...wink, wink). They're also surprised I'm drug-free but, like I said, these liberal "open-minded" people are not prejudicial. No, being in a crowded room with loud music and drunk morons - and overpriced liquor - is my idea of nothing to do. What can I say? I does dig my own company; and, sometimes, yes, friends...but never that of complete strangers whose asses are three-sheets-to-the-wind! And that, babes, all but sums up the Scottish/Irish scene.
I'm the strong, silent type for I most like chilling at home and getting comfortable with a movie or a good book -- and cocktail. Booyah!
Most people are surprised to learn how little I go out partying (not that they are prejudicial...wink, wink). They're also surprised I'm drug-free but, like I said, these liberal "open-minded" people are not prejudicial. No, being in a crowded room with loud music and drunk morons - and overpriced liquor - is my idea of nothing to do. What can I say? I does dig my own company; and, sometimes, yes, friends...but never that of complete strangers whose asses are three-sheets-to-the-wind! And that, babes, all but sums up the Scottish/Irish scene.
I'm the strong, silent type for I most like chilling at home and getting comfortable with a movie or a good book -- and cocktail. Booyah!
with a good read
I can get very comfortable
...very, very comfortable
Wednesday
Proof of job satisfaction
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And speaking of mixing business with pleasure:
Whatever you are, be a good one.
And speaking of mixing business with pleasure:
definitely enjoying his work (and, surprise, not a homo)
gots to be enjoying his work
...and, yep, we sure are enjoying mine
Whatever you are, be a good one.
-Abraham Lincoln
Monday
Bachelorette party minus the bride-to-be
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My gig last Saturday was unique in that it was the first time I worked a hen party where the hen was m.i.a.! Poor girl was already too drunk by the time I was scheduled to surprise her. Instead of oogling and squeezing my buns of steel she was worshiping the porcelain god. Ha! Oh well it's a first for everything. The rest of the lasses were sober enough to enjoy the show and what a show it was! Since it was a school theme I stripped down to my jockstrap -- and then out of it.
(hopefully she'll send me some pics....)
malestrippersscotland.co.uk/tyrese
My gig last Saturday was unique in that it was the first time I worked a hen party where the hen was m.i.a.! Poor girl was already too drunk by the time I was scheduled to surprise her. Instead of oogling and squeezing my buns of steel she was worshiping the porcelain god. Ha! Oh well it's a first for everything. The rest of the lasses were sober enough to enjoy the show and what a show it was! Since it was a school theme I stripped down to my jockstrap -- and then out of it.(hopefully she'll send me some pics....)
malestrippersscotland.co.uk/tyrese
Saturday
Brotha cakes - wish list
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My, my, my! We black men are born with cakes for days! We got us some brown:
My, my, my! We black men are born with cakes for days! We got us some brown:
round &
wet cakes
oh so shiny cakes
my cakes...hello!
tattooed muscle cakes
even white boy gettin some brotha cakes
(just look at brothaman's face y'all)
Friday
My business cards
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Finally got around to ordering some business cards. Even designed them myself!
birthday . graduation . hen party . life-drawing party . promos . g-rated . go-go . private dances
Finally got around to ordering some business cards. Even designed them myself!
BRINGING SEXY BLACK!
No boring clichรฉ costumes, no tired schtick.
Just fun time with my big natural...gift
Always non-aggressive & classy shows
100% professional
birthday . graduation . hen party . life-drawing party . promos . g-rated . go-go . private dances
Sunday
Saturday
Tuesday
Oh if I were a dairy farmer...
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I perform jelq exercises about two to three times daily...I think there's something to it...used to do them years ago (it's just one of those things you either keep up or you don't -- no pun intended).
Jelqing is not hard for me because it's how I normally masturbate anyway; that is, I rarely take it all the way through to climax. So holding back is no headache. I like... sustaining the sensation; a skill which has, doubtless, proven advantageous to my porn work. (Honestly, I simply don't get "two-minute" men! tsk, tsk, tsk...I pity their bed partners -- and them.)
I perform jelq exercises about two to three times daily...I think there's something to it...used to do them years ago (it's just one of those things you either keep up or you don't -- no pun intended).
Jelqing is not hard for me because it's how I normally masturbate anyway; that is, I rarely take it all the way through to climax. So holding back is no headache. I like... sustaining the sensation; a skill which has, doubtless, proven advantageous to my porn work. (Honestly, I simply don't get "two-minute" men! tsk, tsk, tsk...I pity their bed partners -- and them.)
Saturday
Autographed jockstrap!
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One devoted reader will soon receive the autographed jockstrap shown here! It's from my personal stash; meaning, I didn't just sign it...I actually wore it for real. And now you can, too. Ha!
One devoted reader will soon receive the autographed jockstrap shown here! It's from my personal stash; meaning, I didn't just sign it...I actually wore it for real. And now you can, too. Ha!
Enjoy... BOOYAH!!
Thursday
Fake Reality
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Today was a long day of shooting a pilot for BBC. Will they pick up the show? We'll see...!
Today was a long day of shooting a pilot for BBC. Will they pick up the show? We'll see...!
Tuesday
Free at last from Paypal
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Finally got my monies unfrozen from corrupt Paypal and immediately - immediately - withdrew every cent of it. Fucking double-talking bastards! They won't close the account but so long as my money is out of there Paypal can hold emptiness from here to eternity.
Am checking out alternative online payment companies for receiving donations from you guys. Thanks for the support and understanding. And remember: PAYPAL SUCKS!!
Finally got my monies unfrozen from corrupt Paypal and immediately - immediately - withdrew every cent of it. Fucking double-talking bastards! They won't close the account but so long as my money is out of there Paypal can hold emptiness from here to eternity.
Am checking out alternative online payment companies for receiving donations from you guys. Thanks for the support and understanding. And remember: PAYPAL SUCKS!!
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