Porn fan appreciates rimming

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I can shake it like this too

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Whoa the first one bounces his ass like crazy...mad skills!!

Disgruntled fans and crazies

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Man, I get messages from disgruntled faggots all the time. They either wish they can be on Machofucker -- there are soooo many bottoms who want to get fucked!! -- or 'pretend' with me...except I like to do girls, I like to use condoms...and I likes to get paid. Hello!

Some locos answer my escort ad insisting on a free fuck "because they never pay for it" Wtf? Hahaha. Check out this pissed off guy who also demanded bareback (I blocked his crazy ass):

nein möchte kein bare sex! nicht wie in deinen filmen wo du bare fickst.

Oh those Germans!

Fuck Cazzo Films!

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Would(n't)-be clients are not the only ones who flake out. Porn companies do it too! Latest case in point: CAZZO FILMS in Berlin.

 Cazzo ain't shit!

After baiting me for about a month I finally got tired of the bullshit and and blocked homeboy's address. I caught on to the fact that everything was being revolved around this unknown white cat named Damien: his time frame, his sex preference, his transportation. Troy Moreno was just another big dick nigger. Cazzo didn't offer my black ass 

• transportation
• lodgings
• stipend or compensation for the canceled shoot

(which was called off three times...once because the sissy bottom "insisted" on working with his friend! Ain't that a bitch!) because they claimed not to do that. Instead, they told me where to go to do it for myself. Maybe there's a reason you see very few black models in their videos.

Then on Wednesday with less than 24 hours until the 3some shoot Cazzo emails me -- never wasted the cents to call -- that, once again, the white boy couldn't make it. Some jive about his plane from Paris, blah, blah, blah. Oh? So the fuckers are paying for his flight and hotel and time. 
 

 Must be nice to be a white boy...

Been talking with these cats for years because they were first on the porn scene in post-Wall Berlin and I thought (past tense) they were worth it. But Cazzo-ain't-worth-shit. Cazzo is a big dick. Like I told the owner in my last email: "Must be nice to be a white boy. This conversation is ended."

I don't make time for drama in my life.

Almost as good as a blowjob

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You can blow...but can you blow bubbles? 
With your pussy?? Hello!

This is one sexy ass burqa - wish list

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I vote for burqas being worn this way in an open, liberal, tolerant society.  All in favor: say Aye. All oppose: go KABOOM!!

Cyber stalker(s) on GayRomeo

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The flakes on GayRomeo.com are really starting to piss me off, and the website's obstinacy about it is none too cool either. 

I complained to the website about its weakness at filtering/policing the many fake ass user profiles. The impossible princess who answers customer service comments got his panties in a bunch and now refuses to deactivate this one blatantly fake and racist user (on the tacit grounds that I deserve what I get). Fags love drama; to them Life ain't worth living if it ain't complicated.

some people really don't have lives, and the sooner they die, the better

Meanwhile some stalker -- I suspect it's a lone, lonely bastard -- using multiple profiles is "following" me around trying to book more fake dates. This is beyond nuisance or "occupational hazard". Cyber stalking amounts to harassment and psychological torture. I have no way of knowing if this loser is in Berlin or Paris or Italy or wherever! The truth is some people really don't have lives, and the sooner they die, the better.

Like any good American I just might have to whip out a lawsuit on somebody...since GayRomeo insists on being spiteful. Bitch. If any of you have advice on:
1) legal counsel or
2) tracking down cyber stalking motherfuckers...

then I'd love to hear from you.

A well hung member of society

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