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Saturday

Gayromeo v. Gaydar privacy

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We all know Horst, Berlin petty queen, of Gayromeo.com is full of shit and not above threats of blackmail. I asked around to other m4m social websites regarding their privacy policies and this is what I found out:


Rentboy.com:
Thousands of escorts have successfully made a living with the help of rentboy.com.
Your information is kept in the strictest confidence and will never be shared with any 3rd party affiliates, private investigators, government agencies, or friends from back home.
(stated on website)

Escupido.com:
Hallo t,

we will not give your data to government .... unless you murder somebody ;-)


Schöne Grüße
(personal reply)


Gaydar:
The only time we'll ask for some form of identification is if we receive complaints that you may have uploaded photos to Gaydar that you claim represent you but lead us to believe may be copyright material or belong to somebody else. We take identity fraud very serious as I'm sure GayRomeo does, and if customers did raise concerns with us, we may take similar action like GayRomeo. We destroy any photographic ID once it has been reviewed and approved by a manager (usually myself)...Gaydar has been in business for 10 years and takes the security and privacy of you and our six million men very seriously. I hope this lifts any fears you may have about continuing your Gaydar profile.

Best wishes,

Simon Johnson
Product Manager
privacy policy

(personal reply)

Rentmen.com:


Hi Troy!

RentMen's privacy policy is we share no data with any outside sources and all data in encrypted on our servers.  ...Happy to help...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU!

Mike
(personal reply)

Hourboy.com:
No reply.
Gayromeo:
...meanwhile I made a copy of your profile, installed 05.06.2009.

We will keep this data, just in case if authorities or tax office is interested in your activities in the escort sector.

kindly regards

Horst
Support Team
PlanetRomeo BV
(blackmail reply)
Read more: http://troymoreno.blogspot.com/2010/11/gayromeo-threatens-to-expose-users.html#ixzz198VZ8niR

A most telling caveat is the feedback from users and 'blog readers. From Europeans, especially German and French users, nearly all of it was capitulation: "Don't fight back, Troy," "Gayromeo is too popular to ignore," "Sorry I can't support you," "Without them you can't make money," "Who are YOU?", "We need gayromeo," "You're a whore so who cares...?!"


From North America (and a couple non-EU countries): "They're just trying to fuck with you man," "Push back," "This sounds arbitrary," "How can I support you?", "Who do they think they are?", "Fuck them!", "I'm canceling my account," "That's right, Troy, stand up for your dignity."


Is it any wonder America won both World Wars! 
Balls, baby, it takes balls.


MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sunday

A jock by any other name

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What's in a name? Mucho if you are these three jocks.




Pun? Double entendre..? Either way it is funny. 
Moral: Watch who the hell you stand next to. Hahaha!

Tuesday

"Jewels: Adoration of the Penis"

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My family jewels are featured in the newly published Jewels, a glossy anthology of pricks, dicks, peckers, and balls. My photograph is submitted under the entries of California photographer Louis LaSalle. It also includes images by another photographer with whom I've worked: Mark Henderson.







www.louislasalle.com

Sunday

Customs checked my cock rings

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I nearly always have "random" search. This time when I went through Washington/Dulles airport I was cheeky enough to declare sex accessories (alongside the cigars, German chocolates and Hermés cologne); and watched closely as the federal minion - a good-looking brother actually - fucked up my perfectly packed luggage as he looked for who-knows-what.
 Damn I wish I'd had an electric vibrator
Flying into America is shit. Our security measures are shit...bogus distractions. Immigration and Customs agents are generally wage-earning shitheads who couldn't detect a terrorist if he had Jihad inked on his forehead.  

Customs flipped through my journal - sorry, no drawn swastikas or bomb recipes - and nude snapshots. Big ain't it? I said to his sudden reaction. He quickly cleared his throat and asked if I was a bodybuilder. Customs picked up the tube of lube and wondered what it was?

"Lubricant," I answered, adding after a heartbeat, "For easier penetration."
"Penetration?"
"Oh my God! For sex, man, sex! Sometimes the asshole is too tight, y'know...is this so odd?!"


Then he picked up the laptop and turned it on. I couldn't see which  files he was opening but when he gave a start I pretty much guessed at the desktop pictures he was...oogling; his eyes darted to me and that was the last of any eye-contact he made. Well? I asked. "Nothing, sir. We have to check all electronic devices." Damn, I wish I'd had an electric vibrator. Next time. And a big ass one. When it looked like Customs was ready to peel off the latex gloves I cried, Wait my cock-rings!

"Sir?"  
"You've checked my cologne and chocolate and cigars and clothes - and diary and private pictures; but you didn't check my cock-rings."
He looked unsure. "Cock-rings...?"
"Yes: cock-rings," I said matter-of-factly. "Rings for my big...well y'know...YOU've seen the pictures. Anyway I declared them so you have to check 'em out. Here," pointing to my goody bag, "you didn't look in here." 
He cleared his throat and asked if I was a bodybuilder
Customs sighed and unzipped the pouch. "Is this.." - No, no, I replied, those are condoms, man - "Oh. This?" - Bingo. And there's another one too - "Oh. Wow...um...is...that all?" he said hopefully. Yes, sir, that's everything, I said and thanked him for checking my declared items.

"Say, have you worn them?"
"Yes, of course! I like using cock-rings. All the time. ALL the time. And you touched them."
He gave a nervous laugh with the hanging reply, "Man. My job...."
I assured the brother he was a good patriot. "Just doing your patriotic duty. Now are we through here?"
 
 

Friday

New jockstrap. New cock ring

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Finally bought a jockstrap the other day. Been wanting to get another one since the summer! but kept putting it off, putting if off...until I wore out the previous one (lasted about a year)...giving me the perfect reason for buying a new one!

Went into a sex shop ("book store") with the intention of getting another 1) cock ring and 2) Peter Berlin DVD (I think he's the most!). Then I spotted the rack of jockstraps. Figured they'd be overpriced but, hey, no harm in looking, right? 

Shut my mouth wide open! the price was right...and a legitimate sports brand, too. Hello! None of that prissy oversexed, over priced designer shit for my sweaty ball sac, thank ye very little.



My old-school make is a high waistband, medium, blue (decided to alter things from my typical white). The waistband is snug and fine but the straps seem small. Or maybe that's just my black man's ass spilling out from being big. We do have big asses, don't we(!) It's all good. I like my big ass. So I left the, uh, book store, with the jockstrap and the cock ring. The DVD can wait. 

Monday

Bed-and-Breakfast in Switzerland

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On my first stay in Switzerland I slept in a B&B in Zurich for five days. At 60 Swiss francs/nt (discounted from 70chf) it wasn't cheap, I can tell you that, and it wasn't all that...cozy either. Didn't even include a "Hi" or breakfast! Hosts were a gay couple - interracial, neither Swiss - but one seemed to have a bug up his French ass and, so, we didn't care much for one another. Or my staying beyond the five days.

After the fifth day I gladly moved into a budget franchise for one night. It cost thirty francs more but, considering I was free of Frenchy's simmering bitch vibe, it was worth it...and, yes, it was clean and comfortable and all that hotel jazz. Quite nice. From there I rode the train north to Basel and, again, took a B&B. Again it was offered by a gay couple - interracial, neither Swiss - but, unlike the ones before, these guys were cool, engaging, hospitable. When they said, Make yourself at home Troy, they meant it. I got help with a local SIM card, free laundry, free run of the apt and kitchen, a tempting invitation to group sex - which I had to decline on account of a private engagement; business before pleasure, darling - and even a cup of George Clooney coffee (Néspresso!). They charged me 50chf when they were not home and half when they were. Hello!

Besides that I like Basel more than Zurich anyway so it was all good from most all angles.     


www.louislasalle.com

Wednesday

Cura te ipsum, Mother(fucker) !

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I find the irony in all things ironic; exempli gratia this bitch tiff from Gayromeo to Youtube:




Dear Sir or Madam,

On December 22 2007 we were very annoyed to learn that YouTube had deleted our account "GayRomeoClips" without any prior warning. This occurred after we had linked a completely harmless Christmas video from our website for the 500,000+ users of our gay community . The reason given for the deletion was "inappropriate content".

It is hard for us to believe that this happened accidentally as this was already the third time that our YouTube account was deleted under similar circumstances. Unfortunately you have not replied to any of our many inquiries about these incidents. That is why we now feel forced to write this open letter to you, and we hope....

Blah, blah, blah we can laugh at the rest of this bullshit here (bullshit letter). Arbitrarily deleting accounts..."inappropriate content"...fuzzy justification...? Oh now who does THAT remind me of?

Members of this 'blog may care to point out the pompous two-faced-ness: press@planetromeo.com.

Monday

GAYROMEO threatens to expose users

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Gayromeo.com has just threatened me with "exposure". Say what?! An escort website selling out its customers? That's like the butcher shop extolling vegetarianism...or a brothel finger-printing everyone that passes through the door. Stuuuupid, counter-active...and disloyal.

I asked for an explanation of my legitimate "unacceptable behavior":

In the meantime clarify for us what "such (unacceptable) behavior" amounted to. Spell it out; We are all wondering. For my part, I am certain of having made no specified user transgressions and equally certain of being targeted arbitrarily.

We think the burden of proof is in your court: what have I done that is so "unacceptable"?

Your timely reply is sought.

Sincerely serious  
 
  This is the drama-queen answer I got:

Hello,

thank you for coming back to me, so my decision was right. Your reaction shows me that we will not allow you anymore.

Now that you even start to threatening us with journalists. Fell free to do so! meanwhile I made a copy of your profile, installed 05.06.2009.

We will keep this data, just in case if authorities or tax office is interested in your activities in the escort sector
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kindly regards

Horst
Support Team
PlanetRomeo BV

They can do this but they can't do anything about cyber stalkers and idiot bogus profiles? Yeah right. Google schmoogle. Privacy is über important to the men who use these websites; It's time Gayromeo.com learned: a) you don't threaten free speech, and b) you don't bite the hands that feed you.

Saturday

GAYROMEO BOYCOTT


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Now Gayromeo.com has really pissed me off.

The website is not proactive or responsive against fake profiles, picture thieves, and users who send racist rants and/or doctor multiple profiles to entertain their loser lives by stalking and misleading others with false sex dates and false addresses, and I, for one, complained about it. Yep, back in September I emailed "Mother" and "customer service" about his - it seems to be just ONE guy from Berlin who answers queries - indifference towards the problem.

Being jerked around, harassed, and duped is no fun and is intolerable. Social networking web sites are about forging good connections and actually meeting people, not learning to hate them. Perhaps Horst, as customer service calls himself, got irked that an escort profile would dare to question or complain about anything. More intolerable still is Gayromeo.com's response: retaliation.

business retaliation to a customer complaint is against U.S. and E.U. laws, including the Netherlands and including gay-oriented companies
A run-down of what passes for customer service:

    * Horst whines about my unflattering complaint.
   
* Then he threatens termination if I unkindly sent them further feedback.
   
* Then I was told my concerns would be flat-out ignored anyway so I needn't waste energy contacting them.
   
* And now, all this time later, as I attempted to renew my STAR membership the bugger writes back it ain't happening

Why? Because, essentially, he doesn't like me or my "unacceptable behavior" - which is?? - and, for once, will police profiles to ensure I won't return after I'm removed at the conclusion of my paid membership. Ain't that a bitch! His precious feelings are hurt so that makes me...unacceptable...the bad guy. Wtf? are we in the third grade here?!
Life is too short for gay drama bullshit

For a business to fire, ban, refuse service to anyone in retaliation to a customer complaint is against U.S. and E.U. laws, including the Netherlands and including gay-oriented companies. And, hot damn, those laws protect even my dissatisfied black ass. If the company wants to be immature and arbitrarily bar me, as it promises, then I'm being serious and pushing for a December boycott.

 

Thursday

Got blowjob blues?

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How do you tell someone, "Babe you suck at sucking dick"?

I sometimes get limp blowjobs - there is such a thing! - and it just kills the libido. Being turned off during sex is probably as frustrating as being cock blocked in the first place. At least then I can't miss what I never had. But to have a throbbing hard-on poorly appreciated - and lost - leaves me looking for the quickest exit. It's a struggle to go on; to arouse myself with this, this... incompetent cocksucker. 
I never invite grace into the bedroom
The person suddenly becomes for me as bewildering and irritating as Nigerian emails, Tranny Gaga, Sarah Palin. I wish for anything that would put miles between us. A knock at the door, a text message, premature ejaculate, a burglary. If I have to enjoy myself (daily average: 2!) then, dammit, I want to be by myself and not here with Miss/Mr Cant-Suck-Dick. Woody Allen put it wonderfully: Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Failing at cocksucking has to be more insulting than being called a cocksucker
Speaking of which, no, homosexuals are not 'naturals' when it comes to it. I've met some with oral skills as bad as proud women or metal braces. I'm the one gagging during the ordeal. Come to think of it, failing at cocksucking has to be more insulting than being called a cocksucker; but, believe me, the biggest insult is being on the receiving end of a limp suck. Where's a four-alarm fire when you need one?!
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love
So how does one gracefully cease a sucky cocksuck, bow out of a bad blowjob, foreclose a frustrating fellatio? Don't know. I never invite grace into the bedroom. My solution has been to simply snatch back my dick and cry, "Stop...no más! Let me." 


 


Saturday

Searching for big (white) dicks

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It's unusual for straight porn to actually cast for male models. The owners seem to just pick their drinking buddies or cousin-in-law or the ugliest sap-sucker they can find to fuck young snatch. So when I saw the casting link at the bottom of the page I groovily applied to RealityKings.com big dick stud search and sent in the requisite pictures.

Surprise, surprise I haven't heard back from the English wanks: there are no black dudes featured on Reality Kings.com or Brazzers (can't tell the difference between the two); and, I think, only one Hispanic...but Hispanics are Latinos and that makes them 'un-black' enough (but definitely not white) to still qualify the company as diverse.

So by big dick studs they mean big dick WHITE studs.
This is how their ad should read (parentheses added):

Starway Models is looking for (non-black)guys with 10 inch or bigger cocks.  (White)Top Studs can earn up to $1,500 dollars for a weekend of shooting...All models MUST be over 18 (and non-black of course). Try and take one picture of your face, one of your cock soft, and one of your cock hard....

Wednesday

BIG TITS v. WHISKEY - wish list

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I loves big titties but, oh, how I loves me some good scotch (or Jim Beam) whiskey. So...it's a toss-up.

Sunday

10 x 10 x 10

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Nooo, nooo it don't stand for the size and girth of my cock & balls.... 

It's toda-a-ay's date!
 ...but close!

Saturday

Dick acceptable. Bush, no

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I received the following notice but the explanation begs itself:
Picture #63488082: Rejected
Reason: Unacceptable PictureBecause of its content, the image you have uploaded is unacceptable. Please understand that there are rules and laws that everyone in our community must observe.

So...the above picture was rejected within 48hrs of being published because it is unacceptable and it is unacceptable because of its unacceptable content...? With this European logic is it any wonder the EU now has three revolving presidents.

Okay: So they hate Bush. I gets it.
After asking for clarification Gayromeo did politely return with a more meritorious reason: 1) I was not in the picture and 2) I did not own copyright to it therefore I have no right to use it. Okay: So they hate Bush. I gets it; But not, apparently, Cristiano Renaldo or Queen Elizabeth II or Saint Sebastian or any number of vintage COLT models, who I am 100% certain don't have profiles on the website...yet their images are left alone. Hmmm.
 

Tuesday

A kind reminder through clouds of drama

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Man, the drama in Italy is something else! Received the following note from a friend/fan and it couldn't have come at a better time:
 

i also found the machofucker site with also really hot stuff and you in many hot videos you are the best !

Monday

Italian drama. Acts I- XXIX

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Maybe it's a given for a nation renown for operatic drama and the glamorous because when it comes to the mythical Italian stallion (and I stress 'mythical'): what you saw/heard ain't what you get. Only one - one! - out of maybe 27 contacts has come through...all the other sexcapades have been with other foreigners. So I stand by my critique. 
 Why stay at the computer when you can have the real thing??
Without fail the Internet responses I garner from Italian users involve two things and two things only:


└─► posso vedere foto xxx? (can I see a dick pic)
 &
└─► chatting a.k.a. wasting time  

I am ever amazed by people who deliberately waste their time on Earth online. Why stay at the damn computer when you can have the real thing?? It's like a full-time hobby to these losers.


Sunday

Disgruntled fans and crazies



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Man, I get messages from disgruntled faggots all the time. They either wish they can be on Machofucker -- there are soooo many bottoms who want to get fucked!! -- or 'pretend' with me...except I like to do girls, I like to use condoms...and I likes to get paid. Hello!

Some locos answer my escort ad insisting on a free fuck "because they never pay for it" Wtf? Hahaha. Check out this pissed off guy who also demanded bareback (I blocked his crazy ass):

nein möchte kein bare sex! nicht wie in deinen filmen wo du bare fickst.


Oh those Germans!



Friday

Fuck Cazzo Films!

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Would(n't)-be clients are not the only ones who flake out. Porn companies do it too! Latest case in point: CAZZO FILMS in Berlin.
 Cazzo ain't shit!
After baiting me for about a month I finally got tired of the bullshit and and blocked homeboy's address. I caught on to the fact that everything was being revolved around this unknown white cat named Damien: his time frame, his sex preference, his transportation. Troy Moreno was just another big dick nigger. Cazzo didn't offer my black ass 
  • transportation
  • lodgings
  • stipend or compensation for the canceled shoot


(which was called off three times...once because the sissy bottom "insisted" on working with his friend! Ain't that a bitch!) because they claimed not to do that. Instead, they told me where to go to do it for myself. Maybe there's a reason you see very few black models in their videos.

Then on Wednesday with less than 24 hours until the 3some shoot Cazzo emails me -- never wasted the cents to call -- that, once again, the white boy couldn't make it. Some jive about his plane from Paris, blah, blah, blah. Oh? So the fuckers are paying for his flight and hotel and time. 
 
 Must be nice to be a white boy...
Been talking with these cats for years because they were first on the porn scene in post-Wall Berlin and I thought (past tense) they were worth it. But Cazzo-ain't-worth-shit. Cazzo is a big dick. Like I told the owner in my last email: "Must be nice to be a white boy. This conversation is ended."

I don't make time for drama in my life.

Thursday

Cyber stalker(s) on GayRomeo

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The flakes on GayRomeo.com are really starting to piss me off, and the website's obstinacy about it is none too cool either. 

I complained to the website about its weakness at filtering/policing the many fake ass user profiles. The impossible princess who answers customer service comments got his panties in a bunch and now refuses to deactivate this one blatantly fake and racist user (on the tacit grounds that I deserve what I get). Fags love drama; to them Life ain't worth living if it ain't complicated.
some people really don't have lives, and the sooner they die, the better
Meanwhile some stalker -- I suspect it's a lone, lonely bastard -- using multiple profiles is "following" me around trying to book more fake dates. This is beyond nuisance or "occupational hazard". Cyber stalking amounts to harassment and psychological torture. I have no way of knowing if this loser is in Berlin or Paris or Italy or wherever! The truth is some people really don't have lives, and the sooner they die, the better.

Like any good American I just might have to whip out a lawsuit on somebody...since GayRomeo insists on being spiteful. Bitch. If any of you have advice on:
1) legal counsel or
2) tracking down cyber stalking motherfuckers...

then I'd love to hear from you.

Sunday

A well hung member of society

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michael smith photography

MOTIVATION - wish list

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My oh my just look at those titties!
 

Disgruntled fans

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I get messages from disgruntled faggots all the time. They either wish they could be on Machofucker - there are so many bottoms who want to get fucked raw!! - or just 'pretend' with me. Only thing is, I like to use condoms. Oh, and get paid. Hello!


Believe it or not, some people would actually contact me through an escort ads, wanting a free fuck because "they never pay for it." Wtf? ¡Locos cabrones! Case in point is this pissed off message from a German who demanded bareback - for free:


nein möchte kein bare sex! nicht wie in deinen filmen wo du bare fickst
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Roughly: "You would like no bareback?! But you fuck bareback in the films (so why not with me?)." Oh those Krauts! 



Thursday

One less stalker

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Lost my cell phone last night. With my 'flexible hours' of work, a cell phone and Internet are über important....But I'm not mad about it.  
Some obsessive creep has been prank calling/stalking me for weeks! Occupational hazard but still: Why contact someone if you don't want to meet?! Man, phone sex is for losers. Ditto cyber sex! So now the loser can call my ghost line. It was a cheap phone and I didn't like it anyway. Blessing in disguise.

Wednesday

No free meals here

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Banks don't cash compliments baby

I was contacted by a young mofo who had a case of arrested delusions...and other shit going on upstairs. I knew he was a flake from the word "go" and told him so...along with my rate. He comes back with: "I never pay" (they kill me with that one. Then WHY contact an escort??) "especially for a short black man." Oh? Like I don't know I'm sexy short, black and beautiful, and a masculine man. Hahaha!

His response made me laugh so I kindly sent him an LOL picture that I reserve for all shithead faggots who try to waste my time. Lonely chat freaks are an occupational hazard but one that never gets old.

Tuesday

I'm your private dancer

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That's me all right! Looking hot as fuck -- as always -- for a private strip gig. I usually don't allow pictures...but I'm starting to loosen up.

No free meals here...even for photographers

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What is it about models that keeps them skinny and desperate? Ego.
Photographers, clothes designers, escort agencies, bogus clients all play on young models' egos. "If you work for me for free you'll make lots of money because I have connections" or "If you come here you'll make lots of money and can stay at my place gratis. I only require that you fuck me on the first night" or some other lame bullshit. Some porn "companies" have even tried to bribe me with future riches in lieu of actual payment.

Case in point: an internationally renown German photographer who I finally had to tell to fuck off. Yes, his photography is published in many picture books plus exclusive catalogs so, apparently, rich dummies buy the prints, and I've even spotted his pictures here and there. He lives a very posh lifestyle but, according to him, makes no money and, consequently, "never pays the model." 
 Nazi nigga, please! When the job is free the river runs both ways. You can't make demands without pay.
I've posed for TFCD shoots before or for very little money but the trade off was always tangible...and the photographers, humble, polite, engaging. They offered lunch or lodgings or train fare or something in addition to copies of the pictures as a show of professionalism and thank-you. This rich German motherfucker, however, with his head up his own ass and mistaking shit for roses insisted he was doing me a favor by wanting to take pictures of my big, black cock (HIS words) because his work is internationally famous. Say whuuh? Nazi nigga, please! When the job is free or "trade" the river runs both ways. You can't make demands without pay. 

I'm already in coffee table books -- thank ye very much! -- so old dude's ego massage was missing the spot. And, anyway, of the gorgeous men he's photographed none of them have become über famous or rich from of it; and certainly not to people who defend gay pornography as "art."