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Monday

Fit physique with deep tan line - gif

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6-pack
      2 hard pecs
 + 1 big dick 
1 wicked tan line
 =      0 complaints

Aggressive rimming - gif

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Jesse does have a most rimmable-worthy ass! And he's bulked up nicely from twinkdom, wouldn't you say?
Jesse Santana (ass) & Adam Killian (tongue)

Friday

Full split ahead - wish list

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That long hollow sound you here is me sighing....


Spot the chick in gay porn

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Can you see her?


That's riiiiiight. She working the camera! Eeewwww.... Talk about a fag hag! I wouldn't do a m2m shoot with a girl directing or filming the scene.  That's just, well, kinda fucked up. I can do erotic dancing in a gay club with women present and I can strip dance for a bride-to-be with menfolk present, no problemo, but fucking another man with women present is a whole other ballgame. So much for the "MEN" in Men.com 
(but, yeah, "yummy" little ass on O'Green)

Business is picking up

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Four dates in under 48Hrs and all without the bother of time-consuming, flaky hook-up websites-- including a VERY, VERY unexpected appointment at 6am this morning! I was already fast asleep - for almost three whole hours - from dancing all night when another escort wakes me up and asks if I'd join his threesome. Wtf?! My initial thought was, Why aren't YOU asleep in bed motherfucker?, then I turned over and looked at the clock and thought, Why the hell am I awake at six in the morning?! I'm one of those persons who can't easily fall asleep and with whom it's even harder to fall back asleep so when he got to the money part I was 1) all ears and 2) sensibly reasoned, "Okay." 

The Russian businessman came (I was half surprised, really...or maybe I was just still half asleep). Then came. By now it was after seven o'clock and, for a teeny-tiny moment I entertained putting on my sweats and heading to the gym; But I thought better of it, showered, and went back to bed. 

I must say, tain't a bad way to start the morning. If this is waking up on the wrong side of bed, I don't want to be right. Booyah!



Thursday

Simply tacky

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A G-string is not a bathing suit -- for a man.
Suitable if posing for an art class, yes; but on a public beach? 
Oh Hell the fuck no!
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tap that black ass to see some fine male photography

Wednesday

Rambling briefs

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A fellow dancer who is good with the thread-and-needle graciously fixed my broken jockstrap -- make that jockstraps. Plural. See the UNDERGARMENTS actually break when one actually uses them for their intended purpose: active sports. He did a good job, too...the straps snug round my ass better than they did before. You can keep your Facebook friends; I'd rather have real ones with practical skills.

And make that two black Frenchmen this month -- in Berlin. Some weeks ago I had a hot hook-up with a prince of a frog and last week - voila! - the sex gods shone down on me again with a repeat of round, brown, young and horny booty. Brotherman's ass was such that you can't justifiably describe it sans onomatopoeia; I mean, it was BLA-DAHH, BAMM, and RUMPY RUMP! I could barely believe how plump and firm was this ass...and for two consecutive nights, mine. The sex was hardcore amazing. Black men know how to do it. "Why don't you go to Paris or London?" he asked. "Because," I said, "they're both way expensive to get around and the French are rude assholes and --" "Umm you know I'm French, right?" 
Well shut my mouth wide open! 
Shit, if I keep eating delicious French encounters like these I will happily reconsider learning to parlez francais.  

Have gained two kilos since the start of the month thanks to my heavy lifting regiments, constant eating and weight-gainer shakes (have a high metabolism so, yeah, 2kgs is progress); But with all the near-daily dancing, aerobics classes, and saunasI need not worry about becoming bulky blocky or musclebound. Proportion, symmetry, strength!

Venus Fair, the second largest XXX-exhibition in the world, was in Berlin last weekend (as was HustlaBall). Went to neither. What did I miss? 

Bought a bottle of Rude Rider Glide (silicone based). Now time to test it out! Any volunteers??

Hooked-up online in a matter of minutes with a Chezch boy I recognized from porn (but didn't say anything about it). I couldn't host and his roommate refused to leave so...we made out on the bathroom floor. SHAGGY! Never let good sex go to waste, lovelies. After blowing our loads and wiping off the cum he grinned knowingly, "Troy. Hey aren't you 'Troy' from MachoFucker...?" I grinned back, "Aren't you the cutie from TimTales?"  Yep, it's sooo much less complicated doing it with a porn actor. Wham, bam, thanks, we'll stay in touch...cyber drama not included.


        

Monday

I had lunch with a monster (HUSTLABALL)

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we can see he's not gay
HustlaBall Berlin was in town last week and so was I -- but that's where the similarities cease. Last year I was in attendance of a play whilst other porn stars bopped about shirtless and in leather jockstraps; this year I attended a ballet whilst other porn stars bopped and strutted in leather jockstraps. In fact, I've never been to any HustlaBall party...Berlin, London, NYC or otherwise.

But I did catch up with my buddy in the biz, Michael Brandon and we had lunch outside on what turned out to be a very warm and pleasant Sunday. He remarked the weather was just like what he left in San Francisco. I said it reminded me of fall time in Indiana. Go figure.

He hosted the big awards night and it was at the last minute that I learned he was on the program. "So how'd it go?" I asked. "Any big surprises of the evening?"

"Well" he began slowly almost sheepishly, "the big 'surprise' of the evening was I got the Lifetime Achievement Award. I had no idea...." The answer was uttered so nakedly as to just qualify as a mention; and it took a couple of seconds to dawn on me.

All things considered, that's pretty damn cool. Congratulations Michael! 

PS: Michael Brandon is not only the humble Monster; he's also Vice President of 9x6 Lubes.

Friday

Wanna make a bet?

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Ten to one if you see a fat white dick in a black mouth in any recent porn videos, that mouth belongs to the ubiquitous and popular Race Cooper.
When studios need a black man for fetishes and all....
the go-to Negro

Wednesday

Troy Moreno & Kriss Aston

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I went to bed with a Swedish girl when I get a call one morning to do a video shoot with Kriss Aston. Who? Never heard of the guy before; but the description over the phone sounded solid and I agreed...then quickly went online to verify what this "muscular, sexy French bottom" looked like. I then fired off an anxious text msg double confirming and asking if this dude still had the hot tan line? Hahaha!
TIM TALES: Troy Fucks Kriss
gotta love tan lines
TIM TALES: Troy Fucks Kriss
gotta love spontaneous fucking positions
When I walked through the door Kriss was already there -- and very true to his pictures. Despite not speaking a common language we had no problem clicking which, of course, resulted in a highly charged - and sweaty! - fuck scene. Like most porn actors I know, Kriss is soft-spoken and extremely nice off-camera. 

But, for sure, he's a great bottom and loves it. So did I.


Wednesday

Rambling briefs


  • fired, sacked, canned, thrown out (Use one or two of these words to complete the following story:

Two weeks ago the head manager threatened to have me ______ and pulled from the schedule for arguing with his friend, the bartender, for calling me "just a dancer." One week ago the head manager went on vacation. This week I am still scheduled to work and it is the head manager who has now been ______. Go figure.

This is a true story in the wonderful journey I like to call my life. Booyah! 

  • A few times a week I manage to train twice daily or, at minimum, for two hours (weight training) plus aerobic, dancing, or stretching classes. I'm in big need of a sports massage! Twice I stopped by a holistic place offering heat therapy but no one answered the door. Yesterday I popped into a chiropractic-looking parlor but they were totally booked. So...I bought aromatic bath crystals and had a nice, long soak in the bath. Then took a nap.  

Monday

SEEKING SLAVE ON CRAIGSLIST

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Below is a real ad posted on Craigslist Berlin. This brutally cheeky - but honest! - job description is  largely why I got into the porn business in the first place...it's spot-on, right down to the "female" requirement:


Native English Female Office Slave (Charlottenburg)

Officially, we are offering an internship in ecommerce, but it's really a slave-position - there is nothing to learn here. Our company sucks, our products suck and our boss is a nightmarish caricature, combining the worst character traits of Jay Gatsby, Eric Cartman and Pinocchio. Your tasks will be mundane, point- and mindless and the office's general atmosphere is hostile or apathetic, depending on the boss' presence and mood.

Only reply, if:

You are desperate and have no expectations
You are a native speaker of the English language and female
You have a CV and some kind of college education
  • Location: Charlottenburg
  • Compensation: 600
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 3315317579

Friday

This is how it's done - gif

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It's all in the hips...look at that ass flex! 
NOTE: Top need strong legs to hold this fuck position.
 

Wednesday

My dick fell out in class

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My jockstrap broke during exercise class. 
I was sweating up a storm and doing a kick movement when it just snapped apart. Wtf?? I could still feel the straps hugging my ass cheeks and was mentally trying to work it out when, obeying the laws of gravity, my dick drooped right out from my Adidas track shorts. Aha so it was the 'jock' part that came unstitched!   
Luckily I came late to class and was in the back of the room. 
I don't think anybody noticed....

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