Rambling briefs

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A fellow dancer who is good with the thread-and-needle graciously fixed my broken jockstrap -- make that jockstraps. Plural. See the UNDERGARMENTS actually break when one actually uses them for their intended purpose: active sports. He did a good job, too...the straps snug round my ass better than they did before. You can keep your Facebook friends; I'd rather have real ones with practical skills.

And make that two black Frenchmen this month -- in Berlin. Some weeks ago I had a hot hook-up with a prince of a frog and last week - voila! - the sex gods shone down on me again with a repeat of round, brown, young and horny booty. Brotherman's ass was such that you can't justifiably describe it sans onomatopoeia; I mean, it was BLA-DAHH, BAMM, and RUMPY RUMP! I could barely believe how plump and firm was this ass...and for two consecutive nights, mine. The sex was hardcore amazing. Black men know how to do it. "Why don't you go to Paris or London?" he asked. "Because," I said, "they're both way expensive to get around and the French are rude assholes and --" "Umm you know I'm French, right?" 
Well shut my mouth wide open! 
Shit, if I keep eating delicious French encounters like these I will happily reconsider learning to parlez francais.  

Have gained two kilos since the start of the month thanks to my heavy lifting regiments, constant eating and weight-gainer shakes (have a high metabolism so, yeah, 2kgs is progress); But with all the near-daily dancing, aerobics classes, and saunasI need not worry about becoming bulky blocky or musclebound. Proportion, symmetry, strength!

Venus Fair, the second largest XXX-exhibition in the world, was in Berlin last weekend (as was HustlaBall). Went to neither. What did I miss? 

Bought a bottle of Rude Rider Glide (silicone based). Now time to test it out! Any volunteers??

Hooked-up online in a matter of minutes with a Chezch boy I recognized from porn (but didn't say anything about it). I couldn't host and his roommate refused to leave so...we made out on the bathroom floor. SHAGGY! Never let good sex go to waste, lovelies. After blowing our loads and wiping off the cum he grinned knowingly, "Troy. Hey aren't you 'Troy' from MachoFucker...?" I grinned back, "Aren't you the cutie from TimTales?"  Yep, it's sooo much less complicated doing it with a porn actor. Wham, bam, thanks, we'll stay in touch...cyber drama not included.