Four dates in under 48Hrs and all without the bother of time-consuming, flaky hook-up websites-- including a VERY, VERY unexpected appointment at 6am this morning! I was already fast asleep - for almost three whole hours - from dancing all night when another escort wakes me up and asks if I'd join his threesome. Wtf?! My initial thought was, Why aren't YOU asleep in bed motherfucker?, then I turned over and looked at the clock and thought, Why the hell am I awake at six in the morning?! I'm one of those persons who can't easily fall asleep and with whom it's even harder to fall back asleep so when he got to the money part I was 1) all ears and 2) sensibly reasoned, "Okay."
The Russian businessman came (I was half surprised, really...or maybe I was just still half asleep). Then came. By now it was after seven o'clock and, for a teeny-tiny moment I entertained putting on my sweats and heading to the gym; But I thought better of it, showered, and went back to bed.
I must say, tain't a bad way to start the morning. If this is waking up on the wrong side of bed, I don't want to be right. Booyah!
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