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Sex fair in Brazil (video)

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Tudo bon! Where can I get in on a show like this (besides having to take my ass all the way down to Brazil)?? 




I was in Barcelona once when the circus came to town and attended. It was my first sex expo but it wasn't very sexy, actually. Just dozens of vendors hawking pornographic shit...a glossy flea market as far as I was concerned -- and less cheap or interesting. I think I bought my first gummy cockrings and that's it. Ha! Was really expecting to see live sex shows. There was one happening in the next few minutes so I stuck around for it. Yahoo! I thought. Only there wasn't any sex. The goober, an ugly white dork, of course (they don't hire black niggas to show them up in public),  who got hired for the gig couldn't get it up! He did not get erect! He had two sexy, sexy sluts frolicking onstage...poor girls were sucking that weeny to no avail. They finally gave up and took a bow. The audience laughed and hooted. Mr Impotent was rightly embarrassed. Good.


I've even advertised to perform live sex shows but,  nope, there were never any takers. Oh well. C'est la vie.

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