sporting a retro swim suit I picked up in a Berlin retro shop
hanging low at a stripper gig
...and, yes, modeling the same suit for Mark Henderson
some other brotha's junk in lycra
Tuesday
Chilling with a book
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Most people are surprised to learn how little I go out partying (not that they are prejudicial...wink, wink). They're also surprised I'm drug-free but, like I said, these liberal "open-minded" people are not prejudicial. No, being in a crowded room with loud music and drunk morons - and overpriced liquor - is my idea of nothing to do. What can I say? I does dig my own company; and, sometimes, yes, friends...but never that of complete strangers whose asses are three-sheets-to-the-wind! And that, babes, all but sums up the Scottish/Irish scene.
I'm the strong, silent type for I most like chilling at home and getting comfortable with a movie or a good book -- and cocktail. Booyah!
Most people are surprised to learn how little I go out partying (not that they are prejudicial...wink, wink). They're also surprised I'm drug-free but, like I said, these liberal "open-minded" people are not prejudicial. No, being in a crowded room with loud music and drunk morons - and overpriced liquor - is my idea of nothing to do. What can I say? I does dig my own company; and, sometimes, yes, friends...but never that of complete strangers whose asses are three-sheets-to-the-wind! And that, babes, all but sums up the Scottish/Irish scene.
I'm the strong, silent type for I most like chilling at home and getting comfortable with a movie or a good book -- and cocktail. Booyah!
with a good read
I can get very comfortable
...very, very comfortable
Wednesday
Proof of job satisfaction
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And speaking of mixing business with pleasure:
Whatever you are, be a good one.
And speaking of mixing business with pleasure:
definitely enjoying his work (and, surprise, not a homo)
gots to be enjoying his work
...and, yep, we sure are enjoying mine
Whatever you are, be a good one.
-Abraham Lincoln
Monday
Bachelorette party minus the bride-to-be
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My gig last Saturday was unique in that it was the first time I worked a hen party where the hen was m.i.a.! Poor girl was already too drunk by the time I was scheduled to surprise her. Instead of oogling and squeezing my buns of steel she was worshiping the porcelain god. Ha! Oh well it's a first for everything. The rest of the lasses were sober enough to enjoy the show and what a show it was! Since it was a school theme I stripped down to my jockstrap -- and then out of it.
(hopefully she'll send me some pics....)
malestrippersscotland.co.uk/tyrese
My gig last Saturday was unique in that it was the first time I worked a hen party where the hen was m.i.a.! Poor girl was already too drunk by the time I was scheduled to surprise her. Instead of oogling and squeezing my buns of steel she was worshiping the porcelain god. Ha! Oh well it's a first for everything. The rest of the lasses were sober enough to enjoy the show and what a show it was! Since it was a school theme I stripped down to my jockstrap -- and then out of it.(hopefully she'll send me some pics....)
malestrippersscotland.co.uk/tyrese
Saturday
Brotha cakes - wish list
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My, my, my! We black men are born with cakes for days! We got us some brown:
My, my, my! We black men are born with cakes for days! We got us some brown:
round &
wet cakes
oh so shiny cakes
my cakes...hello!
tattooed muscle cakes
even white boy gettin some brotha cakes
(just look at brothaman's face y'all)
Friday
My business cards
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Finally got around to ordering some business cards. Even designed them myself!
birthday . graduation . hen party . life-drawing party . promos . g-rated . go-go . private dances
Finally got around to ordering some business cards. Even designed them myself!
BRINGING SEXY BLACK!
No boring cliché costumes, no tired schtick.
Just fun time with my big natural...gift
Always non-aggressive & classy shows
100% professional
birthday . graduation . hen party . life-drawing party . promos . g-rated . go-go . private dances
Sunday
Saturday
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