A hot, fucking time in Orlando!!

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MachoFactory's SCANDALOUS party in Orlando last week (June 6) was held at Secret's Hideaway, a hill-billy swinger's resort. (Maybe that's unfair; being a city boy from the North I'm prone to regard most Southerners as hill-billies. But, seriously, the folks who run it really did strike me as rough round dem dar edges). The grounds were under construction in parts but, on the whole, it was a pretty nice place and the projected room renovations look sharp.

Along with myself there was Red, DeeLight, Big Beef (if ever there was a befitting name!), Rod Beckmann, Austin Dallas, Quawn, and a Bi-LatinMen.com model from California who I only remember as Skaterboy (because he skateboards & has tattoos). Notably absent were MachoFucker, Corey Corey, Pig-Boy, Champ Robinson and Dolf Dietrich. Damn, and I was psyched to finally meet masseur Corey Corey, too. Oh well. Shit happens. On went the show!

back l to r: Rod Beckmann, Austin Dallas, Big Beef, Red, Troy Moreno

front l to r: Quawn, Skaterboy, Gage

After presenting at the official Gay Day Exposition the group got together for a photo shoot. As the party got underway, I spent a good deal of time in the heated swimming pool - can you believe no one joined me?! - before taking to the pole and gogo-dancing. But shit truly started popping sweat with the live sex shows.

Red really is as horny crazy as he appears on film. He and I spit-roasted this insatiable hunky black attendee whose firm, meaty ass is perfect for pounding on camera. But since there was no camera it remained just plain perfect for pounding! Another live demonstration had me and Austin Dallas grinding in his high-tops. His deliciously smooth ass was pink with my hand prints. That is one sexy wigga! At one point a brave couple from the audience stepped up - or, rather, laid down - and got fucked side by side by me and, yep, Red. And the fact that this particular ass was tan lined only energized me more. I rewarded it with a thick, creamy frosting.

Other performers were on display too. Dee-light dominated the dance stage and even had female swingers tipping him; BIG muscular Brazilian Beckmann showed his versatility; Big Beef displayed why his milkshakes bring everybody to the yard (as women guests everywhere envied his cakes); white jock Gage was the trophy boy in a group sex of MILFs...and, yes, those mommies had big ass natural titties. Made me jealous just watching him!

As for the playrooms in back, that's another story. The playrooms are where guests go to get their freak on. At some hour in the middle of the night, after a few whisky-n-colas, el vato loco Skaterboy and I went there with two friends and got blowjobs from them. Skaterboy's surprisingly hairless butt has yet to do hardcore porn. I'm working on him.... Then a fan got a taste of my knob. THEN this young hot, Latino couple invited me to join them. You know those images smiling back at you from the gay cruise/resort/circuit posters? Yeah, they were that young & hot. The dark top and I took turns stuffing both ends of his boyfriend. It was so sweeeeet.

I rewarded it with a thick, creamy frosting

I finally went to my air-conditioned room (remember this was in hot & humid Florida), locked the door behind me, pulled the drapes, showered and got in the bed -- to sleep. And that was around four-thirty in the a.m.  Because, darlings, a gentleman abandons his scandalous ways come morning.