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I find the irony in all things ironic; exempli gratia this bitch tiff from Gayromeo to Youtube:
Dear Sir or Madam,
On December 22 2007 we were very annoyed to learn that YouTube had deleted our account "GayRomeoClips" without any prior warning. This occurred after we had linked a completely harmless Christmas video from our website for the 500,000+ users of our gay community . The reason given for the deletion was "inappropriate content".
It is hard for us to believe that this happened accidentally as this was already the third time that our YouTube account was deleted under similar circumstances. Unfortunately you have not replied to any of our many inquiries about these incidents. That is why we now feel forced to write this open letter to you, and we hope....
Blah, blah, blah we can laugh at the rest of this bullshit here (bullshit letter). Arbitrarily deleting accounts..."inappropriate content"...fuzzy justification...? Oh now who does THAT remind me of?
Members of this 'blog may care to point out the pompous two-faced-ness: press@planetromeo.com.
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Gayromeo.com has just threatened me with "exposure". Say what?! An escort website selling out its customers? That's like the butcher shop extolling vegetarianism...or a brothel finger-printing everyone that passes through the door. Stuuuupid, counter-active...and disloyal.
I asked for an explanation of my legitimate "unacceptable behavior":
In the meantime clarify for us what "such (unacceptable) behavior" amounted to. Spell it out; We are all wondering. For my part, I am certain of having made no specified user transgressions and equally certain of being targeted arbitrarily.
We think the burden of proof is in your court: what have I done that is so "unacceptable"?
Your timely reply is sought.
Sincerely serious
This is the drama-queen answer I got:
Hello,
thank you for coming back to me, so my decision was right. Your reaction shows me that we will not allow you anymore.
Now that you even start to threatening us with journalists. Fell free to do so! meanwhile I made a copy of your profile, installed 05.06.2009.
We will keep this data, just in case if authorities or tax office is interested in your activities in the escort sector.
kindly regards
Horst
Support Team
PlanetRomeo BV
They can do this but they can't do anything about cyber stalkers and idiot bogus profiles? Yeah right. Google schmoogle. Privacy is über important to the men who use these websites; It's time Gayromeo.com learned: a) you don't threaten free speech, and b) you don't bite the hands that feed you.
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Now Gayromeo.com has really pissed me off.
The website is not proactive or responsive against fake profiles, picture thieves, and users who send racist rants and/or doctor multiple profiles to entertain their loser lives by stalking and misleading others with false sex dates and false addresses, and I, for one, complained about it. Yep, back in September I emailed "Mother" and "customer service" about his - it seems to be just ONE guy from Berlin who answers queries - indifference towards the problem.
Being jerked around, harassed, and duped is no fun and is intolerable. Social networking web sites are about forging good connections and actually meeting people, not learning to hate them. Perhaps Horst, as customer service calls himself, got irked that an escort profile would dare to question or complain about anything. More intolerable still is Gayromeo.com's response: retaliation.
business retaliation to a customer complaint is against U.S. and E.U. laws, including the Netherlands and including gay-oriented companies
A run-down of what passes for customer service:
* Horst whines about my unflattering complaint.
* Then he threatens termination if I unkindly sent them further feedback.
* Then I was told my concerns would be flat-out ignored anyway so I needn't waste energy contacting them.
* And now, all this time later, as I attempted to renew my STAR membership the bugger writes back it ain't happening
Why? Because, essentially, he doesn't like me or my "unacceptable behavior" - which is?? - and, for once, will police profiles to ensure I won't return after I'm removed at the conclusion of my paid membership. Ain't that a bitch! His precious feelings are hurt so that makes me...unacceptable...the bad guy. Wtf? are we in the third grade here?!
Life is too short for gay drama bullshit
For a business to fire, ban, refuse service to anyone in retaliation to a customer complaint is against U.S. and E.U. laws, including the Netherlands and including gay-oriented companies. And, hot damn, those laws protect even my dissatisfied black ass. If the company wants to be immature and arbitrarily bar me, as it promises, then I'm being serious and pushing for a December boycott.
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How do you tell someone, "Babe you suck at sucking dick"?
I sometimes get limp blowjobs - there is such a thing! - and it just kills the libido. Being turned off during sex is probably as frustrating as being cock blocked in the first place. At least then I can't miss what I never had. But to have a throbbing hard-on poorly appreciated - and lost - leaves me looking for the quickest exit. It's a struggle to go on; to arouse myself with this, this... incompetent cocksucker.
I never invite grace into the bedroom
The person suddenly becomes for me as bewildering and irritating as Nigerian emails, Tranny Gaga, Sarah Palin. I wish for anything that would put miles between us. A knock at the door, a text message, premature ejaculate, a burglary. If I have to enjoy myself (daily average: 2!) then, dammit, I want to be by myself and not here with Miss/Mr Cant-Suck-Dick. Woody Allen put it wonderfully: Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Failing at cocksucking has to be more insulting than being called a cocksucker
Speaking of which, no, homosexuals are not 'naturals' when it comes to it. I've met some with oral skills as bad as proud women or metal braces. I'm the one gagging during the ordeal. Come to think of it, failing at cocksucking has to be more insulting than being called a cocksucker; but, believe me, the biggest insult is being on the receiving end of a limp suck. Where's a four-alarm fire when you need one?!
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love
So how does one gracefully cease a sucky cocksuck, bow out of a bad blowjob, foreclose a frustrating fellatio? Don't know. I never invite grace into the bedroom. My solution has been to simply snatch back my dick and cry, "Stop...no más! Let me."
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My oh my! nothing like warm buns to please the beast
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It's unusual for straight porn to actually cast for male models. The owners seem to just pick their drinking buddies or cousin-in-law or the ugliest sap-sucker they can find to fuck young snatch. So when I saw the casting link at the bottom of the page I groovily applied to RealityKings.com big dick stud search and sent in the requisite pictures.
Surprise, surprise I haven't heard back from the English wanks: there are no black dudes featured on Reality Kings.com or Brazzers (can't tell the difference between the two); and, I think, only one Hispanic...but Hispanics are Latinos and that makes them 'un-black' enough (but definitely not white) to still qualify the company as diverse.
So by big dick studs they mean big dick WHITE studs.
This is how their ad should read (parentheses added):
Starway Models is looking for (non-black)guys with 10 inch or bigger cocks. (White)Top Studs can earn up to $1,500 dollars for a weekend of shooting...All models MUST be over 18 (and non-black of course). Try and take one picture of your face, one of your cock soft, and one of your cock hard....
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I call it...manscapes
www.humonphotography.com
