Copycat cock ring

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While shooting with photographer Louis LaSalle I got to try on a new cock ring. It was a very odd-looking thing made of dull metal and indented on top giving it a queer heart shape. "Where'd you get this from?" I asked, turning it over in my hand. "And how do I put it on?" He said he found it online, adding "It was a little expensive but it supposedly works magic...let's give it a try."


It did.

(See side panel Wish List)

I really, really liked it and have since tried to find that cock ring over here in Europe. No luck. Then one day I was going to buy a thong and saw on the bottom shelf a plastic cock ring with that same heart shape. It was going for a cheap price so I thought, What the heck?, and bought it -- instead of the thong -- to see if it really worked.  


It didn't.

I must confess it is pure novelty. Doesn't work. The form is there but the function ain't. Ha!  

Ebony Goddexxx - wish list

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This bitch's body is off the hook! 


From head to toe Ebony Goddexxx makes me stiff. Girl is crazy fuckable: beautiful face, beautiful brown complexion, hot tight body, hungry pussy, and oh those tits! Her titties are nice hand sized... a perfectly round pair  with eye-catching BIG protruding black nipples. I would LOVE to suck on those nips and fuck the hell out of her three ways from Tuesday


Enough of my lusty yammering. These pictures speak for themselves:

 this chick is eating material...to not go down on that would be a crying shame. I can just imagine my tongue buried in her muff and looking up at those two coconut mounds

  

Juicy black fun-bags - gif

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How men can pass on titties like these I'll never understand.
I hate to see porn where the guy totally ignores her tits or just gives a cursory squeeze to them...such a waste! (Even worse is an UGLY ass dude - e.g., Ron Jeremy! - Period)

Man I'd be jamming on these
until the cows came home

The horny girl I fucked had big ass, black titties like these and wonderfully sensitive nipples.

My thoughts on doing porn

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Like to know my thoughts on doing porn?
Then check out my recent interview at Black Muscle Worship.

You may notice it a refrain from a much earlier post ('Industry Insider') I published a while back. 
I suppose some things never change (fast enough).... 

Gay Oreos are so fucking gay

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Really?! Really?!
This is just...not amusing.
I've said to my friends many times over: If they market a gay toothpaste, you can bet gays will happily buy it.

This is how I jelq - VIDEO

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Hopefully this video plays all right. I spent an hour learning how to resize AVI files so that it would load and play properly.

This is me jelqing with some 9x6 lube. Owing to the cyclical motion the technique is often dubbing "milking" - so farm boys should find the exercise rather second-nature, I should think - which is far better imagery than, say, 'choking your chicken' or 'beating your beat'. 
I squeeze out between 200 to 300 jelqs using a slow, firm grip...the trick is NOT to get a hard-on but maintain a squishy medium between flaccid (limp dick!) and fully erect (erection). In other words, semi-erect.