sporting a retro swim suit I picked up in a Berlin retro shop
hanging low at a stripper gig
...and, yes, modeling the same suit for Mark Henderson
some other brotha's junk in lycra
Tuesday
Chilling with a book
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Most people are surprised to learn how little I go out partying (not that they are prejudicial...wink, wink). They're also surprised I'm drug-free but, like I said, these liberal "open-minded" people are not prejudicial. No, being in a crowded room with loud music and drunk morons - and overpriced liquor - is my idea of nothing to do. What can I say? I does dig my own company; and, sometimes, yes, friends...but never that of complete strangers whose asses are three-sheets-to-the-wind! And that, babes, all but sums up the Scottish/Irish scene.
I'm the strong, silent type for I most like chilling at home and getting comfortable with a movie or a good book -- and cocktail. Booyah!
Most people are surprised to learn how little I go out partying (not that they are prejudicial...wink, wink). They're also surprised I'm drug-free but, like I said, these liberal "open-minded" people are not prejudicial. No, being in a crowded room with loud music and drunk morons - and overpriced liquor - is my idea of nothing to do. What can I say? I does dig my own company; and, sometimes, yes, friends...but never that of complete strangers whose asses are three-sheets-to-the-wind! And that, babes, all but sums up the Scottish/Irish scene.
I'm the strong, silent type for I most like chilling at home and getting comfortable with a movie or a good book -- and cocktail. Booyah!
with a good read
I can get very comfortable
...very, very comfortable
Wednesday
Proof of job satisfaction
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And speaking of mixing business with pleasure:
Whatever you are, be a good one.
And speaking of mixing business with pleasure:
definitely enjoying his work (and, surprise, not a homo)
gots to be enjoying his work
...and, yep, we sure are enjoying mine
Whatever you are, be a good one.
-Abraham Lincoln
Monday
Bachelorette party minus the bride-to-be
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My gig last Saturday was unique in that it was the first time I worked a hen party where the hen was m.i.a.! Poor girl was already too drunk by the time I was scheduled to surprise her. Instead of oogling and squeezing my buns of steel she was worshiping the porcelain god. Ha! Oh well it's a first for everything. The rest of the lasses were sober enough to enjoy the show and what a show it was! Since it was a school theme I stripped down to my jockstrap -- and then out of it.
(hopefully she'll send me some pics....)
malestrippersscotland.co.uk/tyrese
My gig last Saturday was unique in that it was the first time I worked a hen party where the hen was m.i.a.! Poor girl was already too drunk by the time I was scheduled to surprise her. Instead of oogling and squeezing my buns of steel she was worshiping the porcelain god. Ha! Oh well it's a first for everything. The rest of the lasses were sober enough to enjoy the show and what a show it was! Since it was a school theme I stripped down to my jockstrap -- and then out of it.(hopefully she'll send me some pics....)
malestrippersscotland.co.uk/tyrese
Saturday
Brotha cakes - wish list
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My, my, my! We black men are born with cakes for days! We got us some brown:
My, my, my! We black men are born with cakes for days! We got us some brown:
round &
wet cakes
oh so shiny cakes
my cakes...hello!
tattooed muscle cakes
even white boy gettin some brotha cakes
(just look at brothaman's face y'all)
Friday
My business cards
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Finally got around to ordering some business cards. Even designed them myself!
birthday . graduation . hen party . life-drawing party . promos . g-rated . go-go . private dances
Finally got around to ordering some business cards. Even designed them myself!
BRINGING SEXY BLACK!
No boring cliché costumes, no tired schtick.
Just fun time with my big natural...gift
Always non-aggressive & classy shows
100% professional
birthday . graduation . hen party . life-drawing party . promos . g-rated . go-go . private dances
Sunday
Saturday
Tuesday
Oh if I were a dairy farmer...
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I perform jelq exercises about two to three times daily...I think there's something to it...used to do them years ago (it's just one of those things you either keep up or you don't -- no pun intended).
Jelqing is not hard for me because it's how I normally masturbate anyway; that is, I rarely take it all the way through to climax. So holding back is no headache. I like... sustaining the sensation; a skill which has, doubtless, proven advantageous to my porn work. (Honestly, I simply don't get "two-minute" men! tsk, tsk, tsk...I pity their bed partners -- and them.)
I perform jelq exercises about two to three times daily...I think there's something to it...used to do them years ago (it's just one of those things you either keep up or you don't -- no pun intended).
Jelqing is not hard for me because it's how I normally masturbate anyway; that is, I rarely take it all the way through to climax. So holding back is no headache. I like... sustaining the sensation; a skill which has, doubtless, proven advantageous to my porn work. (Honestly, I simply don't get "two-minute" men! tsk, tsk, tsk...I pity their bed partners -- and them.)
Saturday
Autographed jockstrap!
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One devoted reader will soon receive the autographed jockstrap shown here! It's from my personal stash; meaning, I didn't just sign it...I actually wore it for real. And now you can, too. Ha!
One devoted reader will soon receive the autographed jockstrap shown here! It's from my personal stash; meaning, I didn't just sign it...I actually wore it for real. And now you can, too. Ha!
Enjoy... BOOYAH!!
Thursday
Fake Reality
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Today was a long day of shooting a pilot for BBC. Will they pick up the show? We'll see...!
Today was a long day of shooting a pilot for BBC. Will they pick up the show? We'll see...!
Tuesday
Free at last from Paypal
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Finally got my monies unfrozen from corrupt Paypal and immediately - immediately - withdrew every cent of it. Fucking double-talking bastards! They won't close the account but so long as my money is out of there Paypal can hold emptiness from here to eternity.
Am checking out alternative online payment companies for receiving donations from you guys. Thanks for the support and understanding. And remember: PAYPAL SUCKS!!
Finally got my monies unfrozen from corrupt Paypal and immediately - immediately - withdrew every cent of it. Fucking double-talking bastards! They won't close the account but so long as my money is out of there Paypal can hold emptiness from here to eternity.
Am checking out alternative online payment companies for receiving donations from you guys. Thanks for the support and understanding. And remember: PAYPAL SUCKS!!
Monday
Sex fair in Brazil (video)
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Tudo bon! Where can I get in on a show like this (besides having to take my ass all the way down to Brazil)??
I was in Barcelona once when the circus came to town and attended. It was my first sex expo but it wasn't very sexy, actually. Just dozens of vendors hawking pornographic shit...a glossy flea market as far as I was concerned -- and less cheap or interesting. I think I bought my first gummy cockrings and that's it. Ha! Was really expecting to see live sex shows. There was one happening in the next few minutes so I stuck around for it. Yahoo! I thought. Only there wasn't any sex. The goober, an ugly white dork, of course (they don't hire black niggas to show them up in public), who got hired for the gig couldn't get it up! He did not get erect! He had two sexy, sexy sluts frolicking onstage...poor girls were sucking that weeny to no avail. They finally gave up and took a bow. The audience laughed and hooted. Mr Impotent was rightly embarrassed. Good.
I've even advertised to perform live sex shows but, nope, there were never any takers. Oh well. C'est la vie.
Tudo bon! Where can I get in on a show like this (besides having to take my ass all the way down to Brazil)??
I was in Barcelona once when the circus came to town and attended. It was my first sex expo but it wasn't very sexy, actually. Just dozens of vendors hawking pornographic shit...a glossy flea market as far as I was concerned -- and less cheap or interesting. I think I bought my first gummy cockrings and that's it. Ha! Was really expecting to see live sex shows. There was one happening in the next few minutes so I stuck around for it. Yahoo! I thought. Only there wasn't any sex. The goober, an ugly white dork, of course (they don't hire black niggas to show them up in public), who got hired for the gig couldn't get it up! He did not get erect! He had two sexy, sexy sluts frolicking onstage...poor girls were sucking that weeny to no avail. They finally gave up and took a bow. The audience laughed and hooted. Mr Impotent was rightly embarrassed. Good.
I've even advertised to perform live sex shows but, nope, there were never any takers. Oh well. C'est la vie.
Sunday
Exotic dancing double-standard
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Women expect men to behave like gentlemen around strippers - go figure - but think they, women, have license to act a fool with male strippers. Granted, no one wants to perform before the wallflowers of a Genteel Ladies Auxiliary...I want a hyper, cheering crowd of girls letting their hair down (and hopefully hiking their skirts up later) but I don't want these cows ripping at my costume - shit cost money, baby! - and copping a feel every which way without even a thought of tipping. (This is white women; they know how to take pictures. But black women know how to tip strippers...and dudes go home with beaucoup bills. Just check out any promo or sneak clips of black male strippers grinding for their own. The greenbacks rain down.)
Women expect men to behave like gentlemen around strippers - go figure - but think they, women, have license to act a fool with male strippers. Granted, no one wants to perform before the wallflowers of a Genteel Ladies Auxiliary...I want a hyper, cheering crowd of girls letting their hair down (and hopefully hiking their skirts up later) but I don't want these cows ripping at my costume - shit cost money, baby! - and copping a feel every which way without even a thought of tipping. (This is white women; they know how to take pictures. But black women know how to tip strippers...and dudes go home with beaucoup bills. Just check out any promo or sneak clips of black male strippers grinding for their own. The greenbacks rain down.)
Black women know how to tip strippersSee, I know the double-standard exists. Not so much griping about it as pointing out the PC foolishness of claiming it doesn't exist. Of course it does! Just like women are not equal - or react equally - to men on every thing under the Sun. But I like strip dancing...don't intend to stop anytime soon. Booyah!
Friday
Wednesday
U.K. madam stewing in Rikers
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Just think: had Anna Gristina kept her bonny ass in Scotland her "madam" skills would have ensconced her in a Victorian style mansion on a posh street versus the frightful Spartan cell on Rikers Island in which she now resides.
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Just think: had Anna Gristina kept her bonny ass in Scotland her "madam" skills would have ensconced her in a Victorian style mansion on a posh street versus the frightful Spartan cell on Rikers Island in which she now resides.
running a prostitution ring from an Upper East Side apartmentFor those not in the know, Madam Gristina - no French origin, mind you - is the 44-year old Edinburgh woman recently denied reduced bail ($1m!) in Manhattan for running a prostitution ring from an Upper East Side apartment. How "upper"? Well clients were paying prostitutes upwards $1500 a session. High-end coochie, indeed!
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Sunday
Saturday
Tonight's gig was a bomb
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Tonight's gig was a bomb. As in it sucked. When I finally made it to the place - I got lost and was #@%! late - it was a typical, tiny pub filled with typical pub dwellers: old, over-the-hill blokes who reek of cigarettes and stupidity.
It was a lady's birthday party but the only thing that outnumbered the old dudes were the damn iphone camcorders thrust at arm's length.
I was paid to do a full monty. And I did -- very quickly and briefly. "Come on, let's see more, let's see more!" I ignored their asses with a smile and a bow. This ain't a centerfold photo shoot. I like swinging the full monty...but not for boring camera heads. Surprisingly (or maybe not) only three ladies wanted to take a picture WITH ME afterwards. Go figure.
Tonight's gig was a bomb. As in it sucked. When I finally made it to the place - I got lost and was #@%! late - it was a typical, tiny pub filled with typical pub dwellers: old, over-the-hill blokes who reek of cigarettes and stupidity.
It was a lady's birthday party but the only thing that outnumbered the old dudes were the damn iphone camcorders thrust at arm's length.
Having everybody hide - and 'hide' is the bon mot - behind video cameras at a strip show is like having a dinner party with guests who phone one another to converse.The birthday girl was uncomfortable, the old dudes drunk and creepy, space too tiny, and the bar was playing FOLK MUSIC. Who in the fuck has a birthday party with fucking folk music?! On top of that all the other women were wallflowers with camera phones who literally cringed and ran every time I approached. Absolutely no sports in the lot. Ugly bitches. (At last night's gig they were all over me and laughing and clapping along!!)
I was paid to do a full monty. And I did -- very quickly and briefly. "Come on, let's see more, let's see more!" I ignored their asses with a smile and a bow. This ain't a centerfold photo shoot. I like swinging the full monty...but not for boring camera heads. Surprisingly (or maybe not) only three ladies wanted to take a picture WITH ME afterwards. Go figure.
Thursday
Ex priori
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I've met and known far more homophobic liberals, secularists, and democrats/progressives than homophobic conservatives, Christians, and republicans/traditionalists.Go figure. I already have.
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