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U.S. Directory is BOGUS SHIT telemarketing scam

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You're gonna love this. After I paid for an ad on over-priced Men4rentnow I get an early morning call from some company billing itself as US Directory. She called me by my profile name - which was a totally made up one - so I thought it was a $$ call either in relation to M4RN or one of the model castings I applied to. Didn't take long to detect her accent (something islandy or Asiany) or realize she was reading a script...kept repeating I would be listed as a "lee-gita-mint business, ok?" "lee-gita-mint service provider. ok?" Then she asked for money. Oh?

Emailed M4RN about this affiliation and they emailed back, Negative. Whew, so I dodged that scam. From then on I ignored all 800/866 incoming calls. 

 you don't want to be a slut anymore?

Days later I see 1-888-217-5736 on the caller I.D. I answer it, hoping it would be about the pre-paid debit card I bought (btw, AVOID netSPEND debit cards!) Nope, it's not netSpend. It's Selena "Lee-gita-mint" Fuentes again. I wasn't going to stay on the line 10 minutes like before...was going to nip this one in the bud. Naturally she wouldn't accept no for an answer. Hey, I understand telemarketing is a shitty job so I try not to be rude. I tell her a listing is useless because I'm finish with this line of work and won't be using any more ads. Then homegirl goes:

"What, you don't want to be a slut anymore?"
No more parsing of words with legitimate service providers and other asinine euphemisms, I see.
"That's right," I answer undaunted. "There's no money in it. No money! Have to find a job...another line of work."  
"But--"
"Sorry but I won't be needing this listing or any other. I'm quitting this."
"You know what, Troy?"
"What?"
"You're a goddamn --"
CLICK.

Hung up on her ass and laughed my ass off! Homegirl was hot piiiiiiissed at not getting my money. Hahahahaha.

Here is the email she got around to sending me:

Greetings!

  This is Selena Fuentes, the one who called you from us directory.com We just want to make sure that you will have the fair share of the online market. As most people nowadays are going online to find the services that they need. So, a PREFERRED LISTING will enable you to gather more customers for your business.

The PREFERRED LISTING PACKAGE gives you :

* FEATURED PREMIUM PLACEMENT in our directory, prioritizing and highlighting your business with a yellow color, for the business to stand out. Also this will ensure that you will be seen in the first page of the search results and you'll be placed ahead and on top of all of your local competitors.

* MAXIMUM EXPOSURE ONLINE.
We will be entitling you to have 6 SPECIFIC MAJOR CATEGORIES ( rather than just one ) and UNLIMITED KEYWORD. So there would be no chance for you to be missed out by this clients looking for your type of business.

* LISTINGS IN TOP SEARCH ENGINES and DIRECTORIES.
Your business appears in AOL®, MSN®, Google™ Local and Yahoo!® Local listings, top directories like
SuperPages®, Citisearch®, Local.com and Switchboard®, search results from Google and Yahoo! ad campaigns, and
additional partner sites.

* 5 PAGE FULLY CUZTOMIZABLE WEBSITE.
Don't have a website? No problem. We'll help you create a website that's designed to
convert leads into customers at no extra cost....

The Preferred listing package is only $5 per mos. and only $0.25 per reference

US directory alone receives over HALF A MILLION impressions on activated sponsored listings every month.

Here's the link to our secured website, go to http://www.usdirectory.com/VS5r  [http://www.usdirectory.com/VS5r]

Selena Fuentes is one pissed-off bitch

My missive to a flake

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Below is an actual email sent to the inconsiderate gentleman in San Diego who spoke out of both sides of his mouth. Enjoy:

 

Now that I am back on my feet you need to know what a complete waste it was for me coming down to SD. A waste of my time and precious little money. I need you to know that you reneged on one offer after another...offers which were my only compelling reasons for even considering S.D. which I have always found to be a boring city attractive only to sailors on leave, drug smugglers and border-hopping Mexicans. You invited me to visit S.D. and begrudgingly morseled out hospitality; you don't invite people to come see you just for the heck of it and then not put up something in the way of accommodation (even if the visitor is black, which, as a proud homosexual, I'm sure, like all proud homosexuals, you have nothing against). You did say I could stay at your home whilst getting acquainted with the city - but board was my responsibility - then you dropped the bomb on me in the car: "Well...you can stay the night tonight but tomorrow you're on your own." That's when I became 100% convinced you were full of shit. You did say that you would pay for the train ticket down (from LA) then reneged on that. You did say Diversionary Theatre wasn't "all about" gay but like all things homosexual it is only about all things homosexual even to the point of producing a normal work revamped with - ta-daaaa! - queer characters. I am not a queer nor am I a queer writer (this I clarified upfront long ago). And as concerns gay pornography in S.D. there ain't much - certainly not "lots of" - and what there is is so lily white the companies only venture brown enough to use a token Hispanic or, wow, "a" black model every few years. I know the porn scene which is why when your contact's name failed to ring a bell I knew it wasn't worth putting in stock; But I was so, so hoping to be proved wrong because I need(ed) work; which, bringing us full circle, meant I certainly did not have the money to spend for the experience of shaking your hand and sleeping a night in S.D. That round-trip cost me $72 out of my last $100 so thank you very little and fuck you very much. Meeting you rounded out a whole week of flakes for me.

I hate when people waste my time AND money. Whatever medication you are on, D---, cut the dosages because it impairs your decision-making and memory.  And if your friend/partner/soul mate has such the problem with black people or escorts, then maybe you need to get a new friend. I am not a robber nor do I rob.

That concludes this missive. If it makes you feel better to write back, do so but, fyi, it won't even reach my mailbox.

ciao,
sexy, resilient, resourceful, talented and too-proud-to-beg Troy

a brand new day

 

Larissa Riquelme - wish list

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She is definitely one of the most lusciously beautiful women on the face of this green earth. I first saw Larissa Riquelme in Playboy and, fuck, this woman is hardcore sexy, hot, and - goddamn!- the bomb!

Lucky ass cell phone

Corbin Fisher is a fag douchebag

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Corbin Fisher sounds like a real piece of shit for suing former model, Jake Lyons, for promoting himself as an escort. I've read of some companies who have this concept of marketing 'young wholesome, innocent sex'...the sex that occurs whilst changing in the locker room after the game or after a ride through the woods or while waiting for the girlfriend to come back from the store. As a video theme it's okay; as a reality check it's DELUSIONAL. But so much about the homosexual community/movement is based on and perpetuates illusions and delusions.

1. there is nothing wholesome or innocent about porn
2. there is nothing natural about having a camera during sex and certainly not when a third party is holding the camera and calling out directions!
3. there are no conflict of interests betwixt porn and escorting...at least not in this universe
4. porn companies make bank off of models so models should be able to promote themselves from their works
5. pimping oneself is more honest and profitable anyway than working for someone's porn company -- especially when that company is Corbin Fisher

nice hirsute armpit!

I already can't stand Corbin Fisher for it's lily whiteness - ditto Sean Cody - (the models look like clones!) but to be so creepy and small as to sue a gay - or gay-for-pay - porn actor for advertising on a male escort site is shit. I've read other unflattering stories about the drama queens that run Corbin Fisher. Why would dudes still even opt to work for them?! How quickly these old fags forget. I guess getting rich accelerates amnesia. I say, let Corbin Fisher show Corbin Fisher.  It just might work. He can look to other lily white uglies Jake Cruise and Drake Rock for inspiration. YUK!

Have sex with me on camera? Probably not.

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I'd love to do my own thing with a website and videos but, believe it or not it ain't easy: I can't get anyone to have sex with me on camera. Lots of answers to my ads and profiles...lots of dudes want me to fuck them...lots of 'em say they want to be in a porno but guess what: that's just cyber talk. Everybody is big and adventurous in virtual la-la-land.

I can't get anyone to have sex with me on camera

I pop over to xtubes.com and check out the amateur stuff and see the 'regular' people-next-door making public their peccadilloes. 

So...what gives, yo?!  

My week of goddamn flakes

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It began last week when the Chinese Canuck who sent me multiple requests daily for arranging a couple live-sex shows while he was visiting LA this week only to be repaid with the yellow motherflaker going cold and never booking me.  
LESSON: Never, never, never, never go out of my way to accommodate before payment.



This disappointment was succeeded by a brotha I'd been in touch with on adam4adam about crashing at his place for a night before setting off for San Diego. Through messages, text messages, and phone calls we agreed that I would be cool to sleep over and that I'd leave when he left in the morning. He spoke with a Jamaican/Creole/African accent but I didn't hold that against him. Then with mere minutes to go - the last minute! - homeboy texts "I prayed about this situation...I don't feel good so" fuck me I was left holding the bag. Can you believe this Caribe God freak motherflaker! I asked the coconut nigga what his God had to say about sodomites? That'll give him something to pray on. He text'd back but I promptly deleted the bullshit on sight unread. To Hell with him and his praying.
LESSON: Don't count on a cheap ass gay nigga for shit.


With the rug pulled out from under me like that I immediately text'd the host in San Diego that I would be travelling down on the next train out of Dodge. He'd been inviting me to visit for months and expressed an interest in my writings. He picked me up from the train station and then dropped the first of many bombs: I could stay the night but would be on my own on the morrow. Whu? I was told I could stay for the week, just like he first offered to buy the train ticket then reneged on that. As for the whole theatre bit? The old white queer was, again, wasting my time. I left the following afternoon, making my trip to S.D. a waste of time and what precious little money I have. 
LESSON: Don't trust old white men before payment.

A week of flakes, liars, and motherflaking time wasters. You'll excuse me for being a bit salty.

In a brown jockstrap

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Here is one of the jockstraps I bought instead of the poppers that time.
 

instead of 'JOCKstraps' ones that look too flimsy or designer sexy should be called gogostraps or buttboystraps

As promised to "reggie" here are some more pics of me in a jockstrap. Sorry the pics are fuzzy, guys, but I wanted to get out a few shots right away. Hopefully will get to pose in them in an upcoming photo shoot. I like the brown colored straps - which blend in with my skin - and would almost look like I'm wearing nothing save for the stupid white waist band. Almost didn't buy it because of 'designer band' which, for a real athlete, comes off more garish than authentic sportswear. Instead of JOCKstraps ones that look too flimsy or sexy should be called gogostraps or buttboystraps. Ha!

But I already had one in the blue color so I thought, What the hell, and bought it. Fits nice and snug. Haven't worn it during a workout yet so I don't know if it's more than just nice looking underwear. But, for the moment, it does look nice. Booyah!