So I had it cut off. The seamstress did a good job. The logo was gone but, what the fuck did I care, my shorts fit better. Wait, what did you think I was talking about?
I only wear shorts on two occasions: exercise and the beach. And I hate long shorts. They make me look even shorter. It's one of the things I find irritating with these over hyped 'fitness competitions' (they're models participating in a modeling contest...call it like it is) because board shorts totally hide the legwork.
how ya like me now?
The gym shorts* (Under Armor in case you're wondering) were a gift and feel absolutely sweet against the skin, don't bunch up, have pockets -- but they were too long. Like it was designed for NBA players. It nagged me. So I had 'em altered - hell, I've even taken underwear to be tailored - and did away with a full 17cm! That's nearly as long as my dick.
Now I can see my knees and have greater ease of movement ... which is the whole point of gym shorts, baby.
Thank you @atlgaboy30305!
*be sure to wear something underneath or else your junk will be as obvious as a bull in a China shop.
Hey Troy! This is a great implement dealing with shorts when they are being weared. Great points! Also, I want to write you without posting if you don't mind. A reply would be appreciated. Thanks for your time!
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