My silicone implants

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in jockstraps

 in shorts

 in motion

in the buff 

So after injecting my ass with antibiotic the doctor oh-so-casually wonders if I have silicone implants. Huh?! No, I replied with a laugh. Why? "Oh no reason," he said, still very casual. "Just asking." Okaaaay.... So either my ass is big -- or just perfect.

Hate to think what he might've asked after a prostate exam!

Reminds me of the time(s) I am 'reminded' by dim TSA to empty my pockets. "But I don't have any pockets," I say. (Okay so maybe I smirk it; You should see the look on their stupid faces).

Hellagood ass #genetics...but hellalot deep #squats too!